How to Eat at a Formal Dinner ?

Question

How to Eat at a Formal Dinner ?

Answer 1

With your hands and mouth.  That is the best way.

Answer 2

You have to be naked but wear a tie around your neck. Eat with the fork and spoon and f**t after every two minutes.

Answer 3

Eat like you eat always.There is no need to control your eating habits provided they are not disgusting.Use a fork and spoon to eat.It is not advisable to eat with your hands.

Answer 4

if it's a sit-down, start with the outer cutlery. then for main course, get to the inside set. for dessert u use the set at the top of the plate. also, make sure you put ur recently-used cutlery standing parallel together on ur plate, NOT CROSSED, after each course, as this shows u'r done and happy with the meal.

Answer 5

If the food is served in a trough, strip down to your underwear, kneel in front of the swill, keep your hands behind your back and stick your head in to the food, fighting off others with your hindquarters.

Answer 6

If a human being and assumed u already had food in your plate, use your hands to pick the food from your plate and put it into your mouth, chew without making sounds, without bothering how other are doing/eating. Keep repeating this exercise till the food is over in your plate. Remember not to leave food in the plate - so only take as much as you feel you can finish. Then clean your hands with the option made available by the host and IT IS OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!So Simple.

Answer 7

Smart dress or suit