How to Take a Shower like a girl??

Question

My GF wants me to take a shower like a girl because i nag her about how long it takes for to take a shower. Give me ideas and ways to look like a girl in the shower

Answer 1

thanks for the 2 points.  sorry your kidding right?

Answer 2

Shower with her it is fun and you save water.

i hear ya ....i Have Sum

my hair is waist length to wash ,rinse, condition is 15 to 20 minutes.

Answer 3

Id have no idea??

i stay in there for like,5 mins?...yea..

you cant look like a girl?

you could sing and be in a bubble bath?!

hahaha.

Answer 4

Take off clothing and place in sectioned laundry basket according to lights and darks.

Walk into bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see your boyfriend along the way, cover up any exposed flesh and rush into the bathroom.

Look at your womanly physique in the mirror and stick out your gut so that you can complain and whine even more about how fat you are getting.

Get in the shower. Look for face-cloth, arm-cloth, leg-cloth, long loofah, wide loofah, and pumice stone.

Wash your hair once with Cucumber and Lamfrey shampoo with 83 added vitamins.

Wash your hair again with Cucumber and Lamfrey shampoo with 83 added vitamins.

Condition your hair with Cucumber and Lamfrey conditioner enhanced with crocus oil. Leave on hair for 15-20 minutes.

Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red raw.

Wash entire rest of body with Ginger Nut and Jaffa Cake bodywash.

Rinse conditioner out of hair. (This takes at least 15 minutes, as you must be sure you've gotten it all out.)

Shave armpits and legs. Consider bikini area, but decide to get it waxed instead.

Turn off shower.

Squeegee off all wet surfaces. Spray any spots with Tilex.

Get out of shower. Dry with a towel the size of a small African country. Wrap hair in super-absorbent second towel.

Check entire body for the ANY sign of a blemish. Dwell. Attack with nails and/or tweezers if found.

Return to bedroom in long dressing gown with towel on head.

If you see your boyfriend along the way, cover up any exposed flesh and rush into the bedroom to spend 2 hours getting dressed

BY THE WAY.......If you have to learn to shower like a girl, she should have to learn to shower like a guy!

Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile.

Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see girlfriend along the way, shake wiener at her making the 'woo-woo' sound.

Look at your manly physique in the mirror.

Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your *ss.

Get in the shower. Wash your face. Wash your armpits.

Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.

f**t and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.

Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.

Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap. - Wash your hair. Make a shampoo Mohawk.

Rinse off and get out of shower.

Partially dry off. Fail to notice water on floor because shower curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time.

Admire wiener size in mirror again.

Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.

Return to bedroom with towel around waist.

If you pass girlfriend, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the 'woo-woo' sound again.

Throw wet towel on bed.

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Answer 5

lol wtf? If you nag her about taking a long shower, why don't you just take a longer shower? And who in the H*LL cares if you LOOK like a girl in the shower? Taking a shower like a girl would mean washing a mop of hair and scrubbing down, and then maybe just standing in the water for a while. So unless you want to grow out your hair so you can see how long it takes to wash and rinse it, you're out of luck hun.

Answer 6

1.Get your whole body wet.

2.Put shampoo in your hair and let it sit for 2min.

3.Wash your face.

4.Put conditioner in your hair and let it sit for 5 min.

5. Shave your legs [10min]

6.Wash your whole body.