How to act normal while being drunk

Question

How to act normal while being drunk

Answer 1

Act as if you were alert.

Keep your mouth shut ≈≈≈"A closed mouth gathers no foot!" ≈≈≈

And good luck with that!

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Answer 2

LOL

Get some new friends and they won't know how you normally act...drunk or not. ;)

Answer 3

good luck with that lol

Answer 4

Simple - don't get drunk.  Some people, especially experienced drinkers, can pass off as normal even while moderately buzzed.  The more you drink and the less experience you have, the more difficult this gets.  Just warn your friends to bring a video camera so they can record the fun and show you what an idiot you were the next day.