How to answer the correct way for an seaworld interview?

Question

How to answer the correct way for an seaworld interview?

Answer 1

I think interviews are so darn stupid!! Absolutely, they are the stupidiest thing ever. You are asking us how to answer an interview, and I understand why. It's because they want to hear a stupid patheic answer to get you a job.

Everyone  pretends like you are going to a job not to get money, but because there is another stickin reason. Well, why do you pick Sea World? The real reason is because they have rides, and you would think it would be fun to be at an amusement park, and make money.

The fake reason is because Sea World does such a great job with the stupid animals, and I will learn stickin career skills during this job. They want you to rub it in that Sea World is just the best place every. My family has been going there for 9 years because oh my God what can I do without Sea World. I can't wait to work there. I will be so excited 110% of the time because it is so gracious to work at Sea World.

I'm only hear because I care about bettering Sea World, and not because I need to make a living. When my car needs payment, I say Sea World you can give me what the stickin heck you want because I only care that people are happy that they come to Sea World. I don't care about the pay, or the benefits. As long as Sea World is making money, that's all I care about.

So, yes I think interviews are completely and utterly stupid. People lie all the time during the interview just to get the job. People don't really care about certain companies until they get a job for them. Now, all of sudden I care about blah whatever company. It's so STUPID! As long as you care for that particular company, now we will hire you. If you didn't lie and tell us how much you love our company, than we don't hire you.