How to be a gangster?

Question

I am a kind of a nerd at school... no gf... top a student... I wanna get some chicks tonight... any tips on being a gangster

Answer 1

Assault someone and get locked up in prison, like real gangsters do.

I'm sure you will get many special 'girlfriends' then.

Answer 2

You don't have to be a gangster to get girls, just be yourself and the girls will come. Don't change for anyone, be who you want to be.  

Answer 3

Hit your head against a wall, until you cannot read or spell properly, and then just buy all your clothes 10 sizes too large. Colourful boxers are needed for showing off, when your belt fails at its job to keep your pants up.

Answer 4

hahahah olivegal

hes just tooo white nerdy hes juss soo white and nerdy hahahash

Answer 5

This is you!:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xEzGIuY7...

Answer 6

Decide that you want to go nowhere in life, then go for it.

Answer 7

first off ya say gangsta not gangster ya dont say full words 2nd wear baggy jeans and a bit bigger shirt maybe something with pac or biggie on it or weed or cash chains maybe a gun or 2 xD jk hmmmm if your really skinny beef up then beat some people up sell some dope steal join a gang.ok if you want to look like one just do everything i  said till like the guns part(also bandana can be worn) if you wanna be real do everything

Answer 8

huh?!

you don't have to be a GANGSTER in order to get some chicks..

duh?

just be yourself and try to be co0l even you're a nerdy..

Answer 9

Any man who has a girlfriend is a gangster ?

Answer 10

Go to the nearest ghetto and tell them you want to join.  Let them kick your a.s.s.  After that, they will probably ask for a proof of loyalty so you have to go commit a crime.  Hopefully you'll get arrested and then get some prison tattoes.  I'm sure you'll get lot's of action once you're in jail.

Good luck *sarcastic* and Get over yourself.  There's nothing wrong with being a nerd.