How to be a star and what we need to do?

Question

How to be a star and what we need to do?

Answer 1

I agree with the Crazy Name guy.  

Answer 2

The first step towards becoming a movie star is posting this question under the right category.

Answer 3

A highly technical question...First get loads of hydrogen......fill ur pockets with some of that hyrdogen....use the rest to set ur *** on fire....so tht u can fly to the stars....and when u reach the stars (do convey my regards to them)....take a matchstick, and use an oxygen cylinder (forgot to ask u to take this) to light the matchstick....and light up ur hydrogen! and then we have our very own human star in space!

Answer 4

Firstly you need to accrete huge amounts of hydrogen; gradually increase your mass until debris and gas implode and begin fusing into helium.

  There you go.

  I suggest blue dwarf, very pretty, though hard to accessorize.