How to be abducted by aliens?

Question

how can i get myself abducted by aliens? i really want to get abducted by aliens it sounds fun and earth is so boring plz how can i make them come for me?

Answer 1

Live near a military base or go to a popular alien tower or state like arizona

Answer 2

I know how, you need to practice black occultic magic, ur not supposed to, so when u start, you're likely to get abducted.

Answer 3

You'll have to make yourself a Sub-Etha Sens-O-Matic which will detect if any aliens are in the vincinity of our solar system and then signal them with a Teaser.

Answer 4

When I was a cop, I had the opportunity to meet a woman who was doing just that by standing naked in the middle of Interstate 75 with two flashlights and some candles on the edges of the median strip to help let the ships land.  I think she missed the UFO because I took her to the hospital instead, so if you try it, avoid the cops.

Answer 5

Put your hands on your head, do a little dance, and run through the neighborhood screaming "ALIENS!  COME GET ME!!"

And keep a lookout for humanoid gray things with an obscene interest in butts and genitals...

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Answer 6

If I knew that, I would not be here to answer.

Answer 7

Go into a TexMex bar posing as a bigtime drug smuggler trying to horn in on the local drug market which is controlled by aliens from south of the border.

Answer 8

Try maybe some dodgy stuff given to you at a party. Failing that and beer, maybe go out on deserted roads at night. Thats where they all happen!

Answer 9

If you want to hear the real truth about an abduction experience Google: Credo Mutwa Reptilian Agenda. and listen to his experience, it may make you think twice about what you want.

Answer 10

No offense, but please find some better hobbies.