How to be strange ideas?

Question

'm 15, male and a bit different from most teens! I have worked out that I am indeed weird lol. I do strange things. Not for attention but to see what people's reactions are. lol.

The other week I brought a sack of potatos to school and put potatos all around my maths classroom just to see what people would do when they walked in. I also put up missing feet posters around the neighbourhood! lol.

Um what else. Oh yeah. Everytime I finish an assignment, I put it up on the shopping centre notice board.

Does anybody have any weird ideas at what to do at school tomorrow?

Yes, I'm strange but it makes me laugh :p

Fun people only!

Thanks in advance :)

So far I have thought of bring cereal to school and milk. At lunch time I should pull it out and starting eating. When my friends give me a weird stare I'll say "I didn't have breakfast".

I can also bring tooth paste and brush to school and start brushing in the toilets at lunch lol.

Answer 1

you obviosly like to be center of attention and creating a laugh without been too naughty which is really good character to have good on ya its  a nice quality to have ,it sounds like you have fun doing it .i would go in my pjs

Answer 2

weird/funny, cant say..

Answer 3

Id suggest bring shampoo and start to wash your hair!

hahaa! lollolol

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Answer 4

yeah sure - you posting this question is so not for attention......

were you expecting me to say how cool and funny you are?

Answer 5

lol u can to school in with ur underwear over ur pants and just act like nothings wrong.

or u can stand by the door and hand everyone something weird while saying good morning.

idk...?

btw the cereal thing sounds funny!!!

and u can put the potatoes in everyones seat nxt time...

Answer 6

HOW ABOUT U GO TO SCHOOL EARLY AND OPEN UP A LEMONADE STAND ON THE TEACHERS DESK ?

I THINK THAT IT WILL BE A SUPER COOL AND FUNNY THING TO DO.

GOOD LUCK.

Answer 7

thats absolutely pointless man! people wont respect you. theyll think youre a freak! and chicks think ur a loser. so uhh from my exp, try not to do that unless you got alotof pals

Answer 8

I say you should get a lizard from outside tie some string around its neck(not too tight)and walk it to school then later let it go

Answer 9

Haha, me and my friends are just like you but we're a little more strange, so I don't know if your up for these things

but here are some of our ideas (beware, some might really get you in trouble so think about if you want to do them):

Stare intently at the teacher – if they look at you tilt your head to the side and state: ‘Violence is wrong’

Write all your work in invisible ink – also, take the revealer and ‘reveal’ certain parts

When doing practical science (explosive gas and naked flames) state loudly you are on anti depressants

Rearrange the library as you see fit, like slip p**n magazines into the s*x education section and then try to check one out (or better yet pay someone else to check it out to see the librarians reaction)

Ask teachers sensitive questions (how’s the wife? and so on)

During tests lean obviously towards your partners paper then write down the complete opposite to what they have put. When your teacher asks you what you think you are doing, insist it is none of their business

Emphasize every forth word (Sir, I really NEED to use the TOILET)

Sit near a window and complain that you are too hot/ the sun is in your eyes. When you get moved insist it is too dark/cold

Insist on sharpening your pencil in art or math, make sure you keep sharpening until you pencil is too small then return to your seat and try to use it

Buy candy and stand hunched over in a corner eating them. If someone comes over offer them one or ask if they have a light

Find a pencil sharpener that has a container for the shavings – fling this across the room (be sure to remove the lid first)

When your teacher insists you clean up the mess you made make hoover noises

Laugh hysterically when your teacher pauses for breath

Cry hysterically when your teacher pauses for breath

Alternatively again start your own language – make sure you speak it fluently

When asked a question either give a blank look or preferably give them the answer to a question someone asked you in the last lesson (what’s 9 squared? – erm, Shakespeare?)

Mutter different ways to torture your teacher under your breath

Wear headphones (not connected to anything) and sing along (Badly and Loudly) to your favourite tracks.

In music, insist on playing the instruments or singing. If asked/forced to stop. Air guitar silently

Breathe heavily. Great during quite periods or detention.

‘Greet’ people as they enter school

When the teacher isn't looking, make 'meowing' cat noises

Respond to each point the teacher makes by saying "quite right, old bean!"

When the teacher calls your name in roll, say: "that's my name, don't wear it out!"

Watch the teacher through binoculars

Wink at random kids in the hallway

Speak in improper English like ain’t, and when the teacher corrects, nod like you understand and continue to speak improperly.

When it is very quiet, raise your hand and insist it is too loud.

Take out sock puppets and play with them, and occasionally have them grab your classmate’s hair. When the teacher looks, keep the sock on your hand and point to your classmate and tell the teacher that the classmate is attacking you with puppets

Talk about the road kill squirrel you saw on your way to school. Say that it is your dinner. Talk in a redneck voice.

When the teacher calls on you to answer a question, talk in a creepy voice and say `I’ll never tell’ and a few questions later raise your hand and ask why you haven’t been allowed to answer a question yet.

Ask to go to the bathroom. Stay in your seat, and when asked if you are going, say `I just did’

Hold your head and groan, then tell your teacher that your multiple personalities are fighting.

Raise your hand and introduce everyone to your imaginary friend Bob. Then loudly whisper to Bob saying that you hate this class.

If someone speaks over the intercom, curl up in fetal position under your desk and say `It’s the voices again.’

Create a map of the classroom. Use the map whenever you need to find your seat or a tissue or the pencil sharpener.

Stumble into class, slur your words and tell your teacher `I swear to drunk I’m not God ’

I have more if you want haha...

Answer 10

Lol i think you could put a fake notice on the board telling everyone they are in a different class and everyone goes there only to find out they are in teh orignal class!

LOL its classice!out teacher used to always do that, so me and my mates would take turns and write a room number and make everyone else go to the wrong room!

Answer 11

Class clown?

Haha! I like your udea.s. Sorry I'm the good girl I guess in school... since they can kick me out since I on't live in there part of town.

EDIT:

I like Answer Me or something answers.

Answer 12

Haha good idea except how is the milk gonna stay good until lunch time? Won't it go bad?

Wierd is me... well at least my thoughts are wierd I would go up to every girl and tap her shoulder and say do you think im hot or not cause you are s**y

idea #2 that comes to mind: Go commando

I know, I know my ideas are kind of radical but that's all you can expect from me.