How to beat a drug test!! (Hint: Mary Jane)

Question

For somebody who smokes like 3 splifs a day, what kind of regiment can that person do to get it out the system lets say in 2 weeks!! to pass a drug test?

Answer 1

Now you know why grownups are telling kids "Don't do drugs". Drugs are for immature, self-pitying loser people who can't handle real life. Stop. Now.  

Answer 2

At Starship, you can buy something that will clean out your system and will not show up in the test.  But it takes about 2 weeks for the solution to take effect.  Also, I understand that everyone has their flaws and trys things, but you need to lay off.  Otherwise, it will cause you to become addicted and pot makes you a big hungry lazy bum.

Answer 3

It takes about 46 days to get marijuana out of your system if your doing it daily. Not doing them at all during that time too.

Exercising and eating healthy is just about the only thing you can do...... Drinking water is good but you have to do it immediately before the drug test because all that water does is fake the test results. Vinegar and cranberry juice do nothing (as some people believe) because they are not fat soluble and THC is stored in fat. So, to stay out of trouble, your best bet is to stay away from marijuana.

Hope this helps!  

Answer 4

your a loser

Answer 5

A great way to get rid of anything in your system is to buy from http://www.directdetox.com I have used them in the past and the service is awesome. Family run operation that understands how you feel and how much privacy is a concern. Fantastic place, I can't say enough about it! They have home drug test kits too and they can ship overnight too!

Answer 6

you can't

Answer 7

drink a lot of water or cranberry juice to cleanse your system but don't drink to much or you'll get water intoxication.  pace yourself throughout the day.

also, exercise a lot.  this will help you sweat it out as well.

finally,

don't smoke before you're drug test (duh)

people have been know to pass drug tests if they do these enough.

Answer 8

drink milk..and stay clean for that span of 2 weeks

Answer 9

Stay off the pot for two weeks and drink one once of vinegar every day until your test.

Answer 10

Fail because drugs are for losers.