How to beat up a kid?

Question

theres this really fat kid bothering me, and I want to know how to defend myself against him if a fight starts.

Answer 1

Don't start the fight, only fight out of self-defense. Keep your legs in a sideways stance with your back foot, keep your heel up a bit. Bend a little at the knees, but when you hit, don't pop up. Keep your chin in and your gut tight, you can take a hit better that way. Keep your fists in front of your face and block his hits. Pay attention to his shoulders to see where he's gonna throw his move. You want to stay in motion so you can avoid his hits and throw him off a bit. When you throw a punch, block your face with your other fist and bring that punch right back in so you don't leave yourself open.  Hit him hard and knock him out so you won't have to throw so many. If he goes for your face duck down and punch him in the gut. Once he goes down from that punch give him a right to the face.

Answer 2

spit in his face then rock his nads.  then when he falls kick him.

while he is on the ground grab yourself and say 'want more be!tch?'

Answer 3

Don’t fight it wont solve your problem. Tell a teacher or ask the kid what his problem is and why he need to act stupid

Answer 4

work on his torso. that'll slow him down even more. after a while, he'll be at your mercy. you can beat him up then.

and when all that's been done....you're a lot sicker than that bully. cause you did not negotiate first. even barbarians negotiate first before a war.

Answer 5

no such thing as a fair fight soo...sucker punch him in a vulnerable spot such as the genitals of the throat and keep attacking the vulnerable area.  Fat kids usually swing really slow but it hurts like a *****.

1. Attack vulnerable area

2. repeat step 1

3. If he doesnt start crying and he recovers...run

4. Dont get hit.  Getting hit hurts.

5. Make sure it goes down in front of everyone.

6.  if you fail....download a Bas Rutten Self-Defense video or join some sort of combat training class.

7. Become a bully yourself and you'll never have to ask mom for extra milk money again. j/k

Trust me kid i was bullied and the only way to end it is to stand up for yourself or transfer to a different school district.  If your his victim now...you're sure to be one for time to come.  Bullies will be bullies until they realize that someone is gonna stand up to them.

Answer 6

MAN I REMEBER WHEN I FOUGHT THIS FORMER BULLY IN MY SCHOOL LIKE A MOUNTH AGO WAT YOU GOT TO DO IS TRAIN HARD GO TO BOXING SCHOOL OR DO WAT I DO TRAIN AT HOME SKIP ROPE,PUNCH MY PELLOW,PUSH-UPS,SITUPS JUST DO THAT AND YOULL BE ABLE TO PROTECT YOURSELF TRUST ME MEN I PUNCH HIM SO HARD HE BLEED.

Answer 7

the bigger they r the harder they fall

dont let him get the first punch if u think its gunna happen just hit him first with a straight hard punch not a hook but like a straight right hand. he clearly has the size advantage on u, so when hes off balance from the shock of sum1 standin up to him, get him onto the ground somehow. get the takedown then punch him twice somewhere vulnerable, kidneys are a good bet, cuz he'll probably b sideways or face down. if he is face up, solar plexus is always fun. then its up to u u can stand up and spit on him or u can take the fight onto the ground if u have the time or desire.

Answer 8

just sock his b**ch @ss in the face go for a fake punch with the left then uppercut the b**ch out of him with a right and after that just start swinging and knock him out and show him your a kid not to *uck wit make sure you have back up cuz he will be a b**ch about and try to jumb you so get some back up first if you dont have back up forget about just take off and if he keeps on picking on you just fight you aint gotta choice

Answer 9

uh, "punch him in the geezer with your numchucks", as grandpa would say

Answer 10

this fat kid a probably  just a punk *** who acts tough but whos really a bitc* next time he messes with you punch him right on the chin. its inportant you get the first punch.

Answer 11

Answer: Just don't.



Fights do not solve problems. That's life, get used to it. Avoid him, talk to him, sue him or anything else, but don't fight. A fight would just prove that you can't arrange your life in a civilized manner. I believe you are better than that.

Answer 12

Aww shut up woman. He needs to defend him self.  Dude take my advice.  Kick him in his fat rolls than when he bends over knock him out on the head. Dont listen to that girl saying no violence

yes I was talking to that perfect girl or whatever her name is

Answer 13

take my advice and dont cause violence. i know you may think its the only solution to your problem right now, but it really isnt. go to an adult, maybe your parents, teachers, or counselors. and dont worry about what others will think of you, like if they call you a wussy or whatever, leave them be.

JUST DONT FIGHT ANYONE.

Answer 14

If he is overweight.......run.  Once he gets tired, offer him a snack and let him play a video game.  He'll be your buddy after that.

Kids are like dogs.....except dogs are smarter and better company.

Use your brain and not your fists.

Answer 15

Fighting has always solved everything for me, most of the time anyway. Just fight him if you think you need to, and do not stop until he goes down, i have the same problem as you, i just wait too long for the right moment, a random attempt at fighting someone does not work.

Answer 16

One day when he goes up to you just hit him as hard as you can and i PROMISE he will stop messin wit you and everyone will take notice!!!!!!!!!!

Answer 17

yhea,  go tell a teacher ,......then you will be known as a little b**ch and get made fun of for telling on someone . ..... If he starts something . Jab him in the nose with your right hand and a quick Left hook to the head . You should practice in the mirror at home first . Have confiedence in yourself so you can have some power behind your shot.  Stay on your toes . don't fall back on your heels . Keep your center . Keep moving . Dont stand still . He is fat , so he is slow and will tire easy .

Answer 18

he sounds like a bully & thats because he is fat & he is not happy with himself. so u got a couple of choices really

either out wit him by calling him fat if that dont work t**t him lol he will become ur m8 after that it may be painful though

Answer 19

avoid a fight at all costs. better to humiliate him. chalenge him to play a game of basketball (or beat him at something else) or else just avoid him.

If you can't avoid fighting him remember there is no such thing as a fair fight when it comes to self-defense. Use anything that will end it as quickly as possible even kicking him in the balls, elbow to the face, scratching et the eyes, etc

but first of all don't fight if you can avoid it.

Answer 20

punch the porker in his face the grab his titties and squeez till he starts to cry and the keep punching him and kick his in the nuts or lack there of