How to become a Ninja?

Question

Let's face it. Everybody wants to be a ninja. But not all of us are lucky enough to be born in fourteenth century feudal Japan and/or as an anthropomorphic turtle named after an Italian Renaissance painter. So how would one become a ninja in modern times? It's all about the attitude. Sabotage, espionage, and assassination are optional--and in many cases, not encouraged.

Answer 1

Great answer Mother !!

Answer 2

id get some black bed sheets and carve a wooden sword...

train my 1337 z0rd skill on my dog and slay the evil bunnies of the neighborhood before all my garden are belong to them

Answer 3

My cat Whiskers is a ninja.  She also is kind of like Batman, except her name is Catgirl and she rescues street cats who are in sheer peril. She's also summoned by a cat light in the sky at night.  If I found her cape, she'd have to kill me...so I don't try.  She has mad nunchuck skillz.

Geez, I need sleep.

Answer 4

First watch all the episodes and movies of Naruto in the original Japanese.  Then buy the head band of your favorite character. Wear it in public and then you have earned the right to call yourself a Shinobi.  Otherwise you would prolly have to go live and train in some deeply remote china village.

Answer 5

Step1

First and foremost, ninjas are known for their stealth and invisibility. Part of that is in developing one's own sharp reflexes, grace, night vision, and ability to move quickly in silence. Think about whether you want to be an indoor ninja or an outdoor ninja, and start practicing right away.

Step2

Next is the outfit. Conceptually, part is tough. You can easily go on the internet and buy a ninja outfit online, but then you have to come to terms with the fact that you are a commercialized ninja. Just as James Bond is clothed by Brioni, you will be clothed by karatedepot.com. It might undermine your ninja street cred.

Step3

Another option is making your own outfit. You could either kidnap someone and have them make it for you--using either threats and intimidation or seduction. Or you can learn to sew and make it yourself. Spider-Man did it. No shame in going to a fabric store.

Step4

Outfits need to be light and maneuverable, as you will be doing many incredibly awesome moves in them. Generally, ninja outfits are depicted as being all black, but historically, there is no proof that this is true. Generally, they are in a solid color that is useful for camouflage. Ninja boots need to be sturdy, comfortable, and virtually silent. Head covering must be secure and cover the entire face except the eyes.

Step5

Ninjas are warriors. Master a few weapons and be a master at trickery. Attach a sword onto your back. Become swift and accurate with ninja stars. Nunchucks, sais, bo staffs, swords and vanishing bombs are highly recommended.

Step6

Get a mentor.

Step7

Ninjas are often depicted as spies to learn secrets from their enemies, and therefore gain the upperhand in combat. Think about who your enemies are, and where you could disguise yourself in order to obtain undercover information.

Step8

Be prepared for each of your missions. Often times, obstacles will arise which will throw your plans off course. If you're prepared, you will be better equipped to handle these spantaneous diversions.

Tips & Warnings

Don't breathe loudly.



No smiling. Not even with your eyes.



No screaming even when you're scared.



Don't be scared.



Watch out for Samurai and Pirates. They are your worst enemies and toughest challengers, because of their delicate swordplay and dashing good looks. And the cannibalism.



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Answer 6

watch this and you will be a true ninja master, good luck!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdLCEwEFC...

you'll enjoy it, just like i did! =))