How to become a Trashman?

Question

How do I become one of THEM??

Answer 1

Kudos on the great choice of career--because seriously, it's every kids DREAM to be a trash man, right?

Check out your local waste management company--

Answer 2

Join the mafia

Answer 3

You'll be able to apply as "one of THEM" through your local council or whomever runs the trashservice.

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Answer 4

Not sure, but here in the LA area they have those trucks with the big arms that pick up the trash cans so the guys have it pretty easy. That and being a city worker has good benefits. In LA a bus driver makes from $13 to $21.27 an hour, so I would guess a trash truck makes about the same, not bad.

Answer 5

you have to go through a training session. First step is 3 years on welfare. Then you hire out as a monbacker. You stand behind the truck saying monback, monback. Then you move up the ladder