How to become a mermaid,fairy,or vampire?

Question

ok well i would love to be a magical animal but i am so not for dark spirets and the devil and demons so how do I become a mermaid or fairy or vampire with out wakeing dark demons pluse h**l and all of its firey deepths into my life I've had this wish sense i was 6 i need your advice HELP!!

Answer 1

I know lots of faires down in the village....you could easily become one

You have to be biten by a mermaid to become one...and with todays water pollution it really isn't healthy....many mermaids have been diagnosed with flipper cancer...

A vampire ....see ....now your're talkin'.....You will need a black cape and some plastic fangs....then just run about biting small animals....not hard.....just enough that they know you mean business....soon, men in white cotes will come after you and put you with some very interesting people....good luck

Answer 2

Here is a Spell:

Insouciant inclemency

Redoubtable mediocracy

Refutable humanity

Make me what I wish to be…..

A MERMAID

Witches one and witches all

Give this power to me

Repeat it 10 times... it will take four weeks for the change.

    However I really do not think this will work.

Peace&Love be with you...~M~

Answer 3

i am sorry these things are not possable since these things don't exist anyway.

Answer 4

Not entirely sure about mermaids or fairies, but vampires are a no go. You are, or you aren't. There's no turning.

I would suggest looking to yourself with questions like this. Most people want to turn into some sort of supernatural creature for one of three reasons. 1) Power. 2) Adventure. 3) Romance.

The problem is, they don't realize that they have all of these. They are so wrapped up in their own fantasy and wishes, that they completely forget that they have the power to change anything they want about themselves. If you want power, tune all your senses and make the best of what you have, or do a couple push-ups. If you want adventure, treat everything as an adventure. Letting your inner child out every once in a while is a wonderful outlet. If you want romance, you don't need to be supernatural. In all honesty, humans' romances tend to be a bit better and last a bit longer than ours. We're moody creatures.

I would really rethink your wishes. Everyone has their own sixth sense, including you. You just haven't discovered it yet. So give it a chance, before you go lusting after the powers of others. You might be supremely glad you waited. Hope that's helped.

Answer 5

Special Makeup Effects! hehe, ok, that's not fair. I'm biased, I'm a makeup fx artist.

I say find some cosplays and hang out with people that play at it. It can be fun. I haven't done cosplays, but I've been hired to do people's makeup effects for their conventions. It increases self-esteem and is just fun. And the people you meet will play with you too!

Answer 6

i can tell u how to be a vampire

Answer 7

I can help you.  Turning into a mermaid is a safe process.  It doesn't involve any demons.   If you want to know more, send me a message.

Answer 8

Vampire=Ask Edward Cullen to bite you. lol

Fairy=A wishing Spell or a voodooist

Mermaid= Wishing Spell or voodooist

Answer 9

Sorry but there is no wat to become a vampire you can only be born this way. We do exist. Vampires are not like those in the movies or books, we don't drain unwilling victims of their blood. We have kind people who are called donors and they give us the blood or energy we need. Vampires are people who have energy deficiency and need to get that energy by taking it from other people. We don't die in the sun, can't fly, no super powers, can cross running water, garlic, holy water and the cross don't phase us (because we are not demons we are just different to normal people), we can see better at night than in the day, heightened senses, we do age(just not as fast) and we aren't immortal.

Answer 10

FLY OFF TO IMAGINATION LAND!!!!!!!!!

YAY!

Answer 11

I'm sorry, but mermaids do not exist.

Fairies are basically the same as hippies.  In fact, if I recall correctly, the term 'Fey' simply means 'beautiful one.'

Vampires, sadly, are real.  They are those who are basically parasitic humans that live off of blood, tears, or other bodily fluids, or even just "energy," that is, your work, money, etc.

If you really want to be a fairy or vampire, go for it.  But society will view you as odd, or even a freak.

I'm sorry, but that's the way it is.  I wish it was different.

Answer 12

Vampires exist.but they dont fly and do not posses magical powers.they just drink human blood that too once in 2 weeks/1 month.

Answer 13

there is a website that grants wishes you cant tell let  anybody know your wish and the more specific you are the dfaster the wish comes. it comes to you in 8 days and you have to visit it everyday to get your wish granted  

be careful what you wish for BE SPECIFIC!

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