How to become a merman and only the spells that work?

Question

How to become a merman and only the spells that work?

Answer 1

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Answer 2

You obviously haven't read all the previous questions from people who that trusted that ridiculous rhyme on 43things.com, or any of the others, to turn them into a mermaid and are STILL waiting. Witches have NO power to transform a human into anything else. It does not work and the people that are telling you it works are lying. There is, unfortunately, NO magic that can physically transform a human into anything other than human. Mentally and emotionally you can be whatever you wish to become. But not physically. Your imagination can take you anywhere you want to go, but the spells are pure fantasy. H2O is only a show. What I am telling you is true, whether you believe it or not.  

Answer 3

-_- oh, common now, thats just sad.