How to become rich so I can have infinity women and booze?

Question

Urgent and serious answers only.

Answer 1

This is an excellent question for Kid Rock.  Mick Jagger.  Any member of any 80's band.  

Answer: learn to play the drums.  Or the guitar.  Or schmooze Simon and win American Idol.  Good luck with that.

Answer 2

That's impossible - women and booze are finite resources, thus scarce. So none and never will have such infinity - conclusion → unattainable goal.

Answer 3

Well you either win the lottery or you work to earn your millions.  Although your question is focusing on how to spend money than how to make it.

Answer 4

Buy income producing assests (ie: real estate, stocks) instead of liabilities and expenses (ie: booze and women)