How to become the ultimate superhero?

Question

This is a question for a boy who always wanted to be a super hero what should his name be what should he look like and what are his powers.

Answer 1

SUPER-STUDENT !!  Study hard, be smart, and keep out of trouble.  Powers would be the ability to write well and clearly, speak clearly and intelligently, and study wisely with a mix of extra-curricular activities.  He would help others avoid the evils of video-games, drugs and drink... the powers of ILLITERATE-MAN.

He can then move up the ladder to become College-Boy (or IF his dreams move him there: Vocation-Man)... he'll meet a Super-Partner and in good-time become...

SUPER DAD.