How to catch an elephant?.?

Question

How do you catch an elephant?

First you dig a hole, fill it with ashes, and cover it with peas.

And when an elephant comes to take a pea you kick it in the ash hole.

Answer 1

oh god.

Answer 2

are u high? lol

Answer 3

OR you could cut a hole in the ice and put peas around it and when he bends over to take a pea kick him in the ice hole

Answer 4

that is stupid. i didnt enjoy that at all.