How to catch someone tee peeing your house?

Question

I Have gotten tee peed twice in two months and want to know who has been doing it! (If you have gotten tee peed before you would know that I am mad.) Thanks for the answers!

Answer 1

you are dumb you wait by the door and chase them.if you dont see them or aren't in then thats it tough cookies

Answer 2

Aside from staying awake 24/7 or setting up serveilance you could stop pissing off the neighbor kids.

Answer 3

security camera  

Answer 4

sit on the porch with a shotty

Answer 5

Infared sensor. You can get a wireless battery operated one that would be easy to mount and it will trigger an alarm inside.