Question:

How to chop your firewood, the Kiwi way?

by Guest60643  |  earlier

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Hello, is this the police?'

Yes it is. How can we help you?'

'I'm calling to report my neighbour,Rangi.

He's hiding cocaine inside his firewood!'

'Thank you very much for the call.'

Early next morning, police officers descend

on Rangi's house in great numbers.

They search the house and then go out to the

shed where the firewood is kept.

Using axes, they bust open every piece

of firewood but they find no cocaine.

They swear at Rangi and leave.

The phone rings at Rangi's house.

'Hey, Rangi, Did the cops come?'

'Yeah!'

Did they chop up your firewood?'

'Yeah.'

'Happy

Birthday bro!'

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7 ANSWERS


  1. Lmao, that was a great joke!


  2. I LMAO'D and PIP'd all the way home! That was so good I had to send it to everyone. Sounds like my brothers. Grr. LOL

  3. lmao.....good one

  4. Another award wining question. Loved it mate.

  5. It works for getting your garden dug up too.

  6. LOL thats funny!!!

  7. HAHAHAHA that was great

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