How to concentrate on work in front of your hot boss?

Question

My boss is very hot and my heart beats when i see her.I am not able concentrate on my work when she is around.I am also not able to pay attention during one to one sessions with her.All i am doing is looking at her.What a women.Plz help me what to do?

Answer 1

Nip off to the toilet and get "it" out of your system as soon as you've seen her, just don't fall asleep on your desk afterwards!

Answer 2

drop a pen and ask her to pick it up for you and stab that ****!!

Answer 3

I would say m********e before coming to work and stay FOCUSED....

interact with her as little as possible every day so u don't get aroused so often

.... lol men are absolutely hopeless, u have no self control :)

Answer 4

What's with the women answerers telling you to have a ****!!

Either do something about asking her out or, if she is out of your league then get a different job. Either way, do something positive and do it now!

Answer 5

" Tell her how you feel "

Answer 6

First of all, you work with her, so you definitely do not want to become involved with her no matter what, especially since she is your direct supervisor. If you were to become involved, you could be subject to rumors about favoritism. Plus, if you ever break up it would be extremely uncomfortable in the work place. It is also a potential legal risk for your company, and many companies have policies against relationships in the workplace. (I know that doesn't answer your question. I'm just throwing that out there to address the other responses so far.)

If you know beforehand when you will be dealing with her directly, take a deep breath and try to think of the professional matters you will be discussing and concentrate on those points. Try to remain professional.

You don't want to avoid looking at her too much, or it will appear that you are being evasive, but you don't want to stare at her either. In your one on one sessions, take notes about what she says. It will give you a chance to look away without looking evasive, and it will help you concentrate on the professional matters at hand. You need to focus on what she is saying, not how she looks when she is saying it. ;)

Try to rephrase her instructions to you when you can (without over doing it). This will force you to pay attention in the same way as note taking, it just doesn't give you as much opportunity to look away. This can be helpful in shorter exchanges such as when she stops by your desk to give you instructions.

If you focus on your breathing, this will keep your stress rate down and your heart beat under control. It will also be one more way to keep the focus off of your boss.

Try to think of another hot woman to focus your attention on while you are not at work. This will take some of the attention off the hotness of your boss. There surely are plenty of other hot women in the world.

If you lighten up and don't concentrate on it so much, you'll be fine. She probably doesn't even realize you are interested yet, but if you keep it up, she'll know something is going on. Just play it cool, and you'll be fine. As a last resort you could use the old Austin Power's "Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day" trick. LOL

Answer 7

Don't look at her.

Answer 8

If she's off limits (married or you personally would never date someone at your work let alone your boss) you're going to have to just pull yourself together.  Focus, Focus! Don't stand too close and think about the consequences of not focusing and losing your job.

If, on the other hand, she is single and you really like her as a person to and feel as though you have to ask her out, do so. But realized there could be problems if it doesn't work out or she says no.  

Answer 9

It is probably going to take consciously not looking at her and saying to yourself "Work first, look later, concentrate."

No one said it is easy, though.