How to contact the new moon

Question

How to contact the new moon

Answer 1

The Earth doesn't have any new satellites, apart from the small metal ones that humans put there.  We just have one moon, called "The Moon".

Answer 2

  Via luney phone.

Answer 3

I saw the newest moon that I ever saw in my life a few nights ago.  A mere thread barely visible.  I had to squint to see it.  It was without a doubt the least lighting of the moons surface I saw.  I wanted to contact it but I didn't know how either, too far away to hear my voice, I guess you just have to do a Vulcan mind meld with it.

Answer 4

"Helooooo! Moooon! Where aaaaaaaare youuuu?"