How to convince friend to call police?

Question

I like to dress up road kill in doll's clothes and pretend they are one big happy family. My aunt says it's normal behavior for a 15 year old man. The animals are Phil, April, f***y, Georgian and Crummy. Crummy had been molesting April but April has done nothing about it. I don't want Crummy to find out if I call the authorities, he might shoot me. How can I convince April to not let this go on any further?

Answer 1

hahaha verrrrry funny

Answer 2

I thought the mental wards had closer attention to their mental cases out emails???

Answer 3

Convince f***y to take April on a vacation, gather some shotguns from someplace and get together Georgian and Phil to take down Crummy to stop him from doing that to April, then call the police.

Answer 4

Shoot Crummy before he can shoot you.

But if you can't handle killing him, tell April to call a therapist and get Crummy help. Molesting a family member is an unhealthy addiction.

Or maybe he'll turn g*y and start molesting you and Phil.

Answer 5

l0lz o wow i so0 agree with the first guy =]

Answer 6

Silly. LOL!

Answer 7

15yrs old and still playing with dolls???

something wrong somewere

Answer 8

Have you ever watched the departed? He don't like RATS

Answer 9

is this a real life situation, cuz if not you really really need some help man..