How to cry ???

Question

How to cry ???

Answer 1

Get your momma to spank you. What kind of a question is that.

You can try stubbing your toe real hard. AAAAAAAGGGGG.

Answer 2

sock yourself......right where it really hurts....

Answer 3

try..... try.... & try........

but then also u won't make it... be proud of yourself !!

Answer 4

Try with onions

Answer 5

yoddallledeeheoooooooooooooo!!

Answer 6

Use lacrymators.

Cutting onions.

Rinsing your mouth with Listerine.

Yawning hard.

Answer 7

peel lots of onions.

Answer 8

Why are you feeling sad? It nevers harms to cry a little it releases tension and pent up emotions, so go and have a wee weep. You will feel so much better after a cry.

This will make you cry:

If we shadows have offended,

Think but this, and all is mended:

That you have but slumbered here,

While these visions did appear;

And this weak and idle theme,

No more yielding but a dream,

Gentles, do not reprehend.

If you pardon, we will mend.

Else the Puck a Liar call

So good night unto you all

Give me your hands if we be friends

And Robin shall restore amends

Shakespeare's A Mid Summers Night's Dream.

Answer 9

get exremely emotional...happy, sad, or in pain...or sometimes memories of this will help the tears begin to flow...

Answer 10

drink some acid and u'll see

Answer 11

get drunk, it works for me...

Answer 12

Get a bunch of onions and peel them if you can't get emotional with yourself.

Answer 13

Allow yourself to be vulnerable when by yourself.

Answer 14

get a set of Tweesers and pluck your pubic hair. that will defitnetly bring a tear or 2.

Answer 15

Why in this world do you want to cry??

And in case you need to ask this question - it all the more reason that you don't need to... so don't cry - but enjoy!

Answer 16

I just take a look at my tax bill.Works every time for me

Answer 17

Getting a string of Bs and Cs on your report card that's usually filled with As and Distinctions.

It worked for me - had me up for 3 hours.

Answer 18

imagine the thing that you treasure the most, be that a friend, a family member, a pet or an object that you have worked hard for...now imagine it dying (or breaking).  I don't mean just imagine it, I mean *truly* believe it has happened.

If that doesn't work nothing will.