How to deal with a name-calling neighbor??

Question

I think our honeymoon is over - we may have to declare war on our name-calling neighbor: Uruguay.

They're the g*y ones.

Answer 1

Just Phuket!

Answer 2

Coincidentally, Wonder also has a foul-mouthed neighbor who lives in Gualeguaychu.

Wonder suggests breaking into your neighbor's home and pouring 4 pounds of salt into his cherry-flavored Kool-Aid.

Also, try picking some scabs off of your body (or the body of a neighborhood child - they are always very scabby) and leaving the crusty scabs in his freshly washed bed linens.

That will really get him good.

<------ evil genius

Answer 3

Video cameras, documentation, witnesses, and a complaint to a police force that cares.

Answer 4

I thought Paraguay owned them, wanted to trade them for a new Ford pick-up truck.

Answer 5

I hear they're purchasing some old Russian Submarines...

Or is that Brazil?

(I have no idea why I just mentioned that...)

Answer 6

They've always been well known trouble makers.  Just ignore them, they'll take their country and go home eventually.

Answer 7

lets just put up a fence

Answer 8

Ignore them totally and when they see that they are not getting to you they will stop.