How to deal with cold callers?

Question

I want a funny way to annoy them, because they annoy the h**l out of me. How can I infuriate them?

Answer 1

Put the phone down and keep saying "uh huh...tell me more...wait, i didn't hear that....could you say that again" while watching TV, playing on the computer, etc.

Answer 2

Ask them if they stole your socks......threaten to call the police if they lied or hung up........

Then tell them what happens to liars ( they go to h**l....yada, yada)

Then ask them if they have "accepted Him into their heart"

Then cry (with those loud sobs and the effects....) tell him about your neighbor who past away 3 years back.

Then ask him if he believes in re-incarnation,

Then ask for his phone No. and E-mail ID....tell him you Love him.

He will never call back........

Answer 3

I don't know of anything funny at the moment but those two posters above me cracked me up, I like their ideas.