How to detoxify weed in time for a drug test on monday?

Question

this past week was my friend's last week in town and i took a couple of hits on saturday and sunday just joints and bongs going around a circle and smoke hookah could have been dirty. i am the occasional pot smoker. i went on an interview and i have a drug test this coming up monday. i will of course drink gallons of water and run in side of a sauna if i have to but will it be sufficient enough? i am quite petite i weigh 98 lbs and i am 5'3. is there anything else i can do?

Answer 1

fake urine at a head shop or one of the quick acting detox kits...some only last for a short amount of time but they worked for me!  I like the fake pee best just make sure it's got creatine and specific gravity and ph balanced just like normal urine...and has a heating method.

Answer 2

You are hosed my friend.  THC is fat-soluble, and will generally be resident in your urine and blood for weeks.  Now, it's in an inactive and metabolized form, so you're not buzzed or anything... but it's there.

Your ONLY choice or hope is that your level never got "high" enough to trip the positive.  General drug testing protocol is to call any level "less than 50 ng/ml" in urine as negative.  Pray that your level is less than 50.

John Jones, M.D.

Answer 3

The test measures a certain level of thc before the test comes up positive. Get up real early and pee several times before going in and try not to allow too much time since the last time you went. because the longer the water lays in there the more thc it absorbs. Peeing several times before {at least 3 or 4] flushes your system out first. This is why they try to schedule testing in the morning. They're banking on you not getting up early enough to do this.

Answer 4

Go to a herbal shop and tell them you need to pass a urine test.  They will most likely know what you are talking about and will give you a jug of stuff to drink before you take it.  You drink it the night before and it lets you pass the drug test.

Atleast it worked for people I've know. I was smart enough to stop before the test. :D

Answer 5

If it is a urine test, buy someone elses urine.

Answer 6

So you knew you had an interview, but you still smoked? No sympathy here. Drink all the water you want, drink some sort of green tea, whatever, nothing will work. There's no magic trick to get rid of it. The only thing you can do is sneak in some other person's p**s.

Answer 7

lots of water helps, but there's a pill you can buy online that gets it out of your system. I'd suggest trying that...i heard it works WONDERS. BUT, it's expensive

Answer 8

Not really.  THC is fat soluble, and women have a higher amount of body fat compared to men, and it's even more concentrated because you are smaller compared to men.  Worry.

Answer 9

drink water until you can't tell your pee from the water in the toilet bowl.