How to dissapear - fast!?

Question

I need to dissapear quickly - please help!

Answer 1

For a start, stop posting on Y!A.

Once you do that you will be invisible to the world.

Answer 2

Wear black. It always helps! lol

Answer 3

Go to the mountains and learn to hunt.

Answer 4

get straight to the airport and on the next flight

Answer 5

Find the one ring.

It seemed to work for Frodo.

Answer 6

Cross channel ferry & over the side seems to do the trick.

Answer 7

lock your door and close your curtains thats what i do

Answer 8

Swim the english channel then start a new life :P (if your not close to the english channel a small lake or pond will do :P)