How to do loud farts?

Question

i want to do a loud f**t!

Answer 1

Not the sort of question I would normally answer but I can tell you for a fact that a good curry always does the trick. - Mind you don't 'follow-through' , could be embarrassing

Answer 2

f**t loud? ur f**t has lumps in it coz ur talking sh** lol

Answer 3

haha. good question, erm...eat beans maybe?

could you answer my question aswell

http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/ind...

Answer 4

you need to squeeze it out as fast as you can, but watch yourself

Answer 5

Baked beans ought to do the trick bro!

Answer 6

hahahaha

Answer 7

Eat loads of burritos

Answer 8

do it sitting on a plastic chair

Answer 9

You have to make sure the bottom is stuck out quite far and then let rip.

I am an expert on this.  I have three men in the house and its how they do it.  All the blooming time!!

Answer 10

Hold your BREATH and PUSH real HARD!!!!...lol

Answer 11

ask my husband  

Answer 12

Eat lots of chickpeas, according to my girlfriend.

This should also give you some tips - consider it a test area! http://www.sillyjokes.co.uk/games/fartma...

Answer 13

My boyfriend told me to tell you to make sure your bum is wet...either sweaty or use a lubricant there is no way the sound can be muffled this way.

Answer 14

Never force a f**t, or you may follow through. You can create the illusion of loud trouser emissions by sitting on a whoopee cushion.

Answer 15

LOL...just sit in such a way that your butt cheeks are squished together and let rip....ROFL

Answer 16

Eat beans and hard boiled eggs with a soda!!