How to fight a giant?

Question

I already asked this in the boxing section, but could use a different take. Long story short, someone paid a freaking monster to beat me in to a pulp. Running is not an option, it's a small town and I have no where to hide. I'm not going to stay in doors for the rest of my life. If I call the cops, I'm going to have to deal with at least 5 of his buddies for "snitching."

No joke, this guys stands 6"8 and weighed 375 pounds as of last year. Not fat at all, just pure tank. In contrast, I'm 5"8 and 195 pounds. I'm in great shape, and have experience in Ju-jiutsu & wrestling. As far as stand up strike fighting, I'm used to winning with pure blunt force (I've been described as a savage puncher), But that will not work on this guy. I can't wrestle the guy, he is literally twice my weight and a foot taller than me. If I box him, I'm going to get my face pounded in. Should I swallow my pride and think back to my little league days with the biggest blunt object I can find? HELP!

Answer 1

Try taking the giant out with a slingshot and a stone, it worked fine for a shepherd named David : P

You forgot option D. Pay the giant double what the other guy paid him and get him to turn on his previous employer. Or try option  E. Move to another city : )

Answer 2

fight inside and take out the knees punch to the head and aim for vital targets.

Answer 3

first of all,do me a favor?.... GO TO A DOCTOR!!!!! Any way as you mentioned earlyer you called option A. dirty... lets look at that for a sec, which is dirtyer useing the envorment around you to help you win, or beating the S**t out for someone for cash...  do you think that he will fight you again? i am truely intrested in this try to e-mail me if possible in the subject put in yahoo answers:how to beat a giant...

you could try a taekwondoe 540 =) quite possibly the coolest kick ever!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tt3NB_VtB...

and listen to the guy above me!

Answer 4

One. Don't get into the fight.

Two. If you have to fight, break his leg.

Answer 5

Take his legs if you can, just because he might be a throwback to his ancestor the Lowland Gorilla, does not mean he is unbeatable. Take his legs, and he will have lost all the advantage that his height and weight will give him. Then take it from there.

Answer 6

Is a ticket to a faraway land off the table ?

Are you sure moving is not an option ?

There is no such thing as "dirty fighting" only survival tactics, just keep this in mind.  Since you have experience with ground fighting as does he, and you can strike,  the problem is with "survival tactics".  If I were you I would climb the SOB facing forward, attempt some stable triangle around his waist and jam my thumbs into his eyes and try to peel his head back, driving his eyes back into his head  as far as possible.  If this hopefully momentarily stuns him, drive an elbow on his nose, get a solid shot into his throat.  Take a good strike against the soft tissue between the nose and the teeth on the way down, anything to hurt this guy.

If he gives you an arm, break it, if he gives you a wrist, think, not of wrist lock, but breaking the wrist, breaking fingers and anything else.  You sound like a guy who knows how to grab and punch, but you are letting this man's size get to you, which in a way it should, so go watch Rocky IV, remember, he is just a man.

The big blunt object theory isn't so bad either.  Neither is the ticket to Tahiti.  Remember survival tactics are exactly that, survival tactics, including bats, which may unfortunately be grabbed and used against you.

Look, you have a big fight, you have to survive, survival may involve some injury to yourself, and really the objective is to live to tell about it, hopefully not from a hospital bed.

Good luck.

Answer 7

It was awfully nice of you to drag yourself back to your computer with your broken sternum and bloodied face and carefully compose your response.  I think your story would be more appropriate for bullshido.net.

Answer 8

Back of the knees,with a leg side swipe to get him on the ground.Kick in the head,stand on his throat,or kick in the nuts.

Answer 9

I'm definitely not suggesting that you do this.  But, this is what I'd probably do if I had no choice but to fight someone like that.  First step would be to try and walk away.  If that didn't work I'd try to either break one (or both) of his knees.  Maybe even heel-hook him.  Hit him in the ear, hit him in the nuts, poke him in the eye, stomp on his foot.   It's a fight.  You need to do what is necessary (within reason) to protect yourself and escape as quickly as possible.  You need to go into this with the attitude that you've already won.  Don't let his freakishly huge size frustrate you.  Remember, bigger isn't always better.

Answer 10

If he ever challenges you to a fight, you must be smarter than him. If he is that big, I suggest you never try to block his kicks, or punches. (you will hurt yourself) An advantage for all smaller people is speed. Move out of the way when he attacks, and when you get an opening. Do quick kicks to the guy, and make sure it's fast. Give the head a good roundhouse kick or side kick. With enough power, you could give him a concussion. When the time is right, tackle him down and punch his face left and right. He should be done...

Answer 11

Quickness is a must, be quick fast and poweful, I would not let this go to the ground. Go for nerve shots and strike past the target like under the arm pits, groin, knees and tire him out with quick and witty strikes to these sensitive areas. Control the fight with jabs, so he will have trouble getting set.

Answer 12

spew asian mist in his eyes temporaliy blinding him and he will experience intense stinging in his eyes.

then your left with many options

my fav:grab his testes and squeeze.

good luck!

Answer 13

groin kick,punch the chin as hard as u can,and if that fails,hire a GIANT ladder,lol,but the first 1 will work,no doubts

Answer 14

Hey you stayed out of the ICU and gave as good as you got. Thats all that can be expected of any man. It's to bad you couldn't settle this peacefully. Go get yourself checked out.

Answer 15

you should study study fighting more.

Answer 16

Kick hi  in the crotch... every man's weakness, you should know that ;)

Speed and stamina will be everything ~ since he is so huge, the odds are that he'll tire quite easily. When he starts to show that he's tired, KICK HIM IN THE NUTS!.

Then, when he leans forward clutching his balls, grab his head and knee him in the face.

Just keep moving, like I said he's likely to tire easily, and with so much weight to put behind each punch, it should tire him out even quicker.

Good luck :)

Answer 17

the best thing to do is to go straight for the knees and then a good swift punch to the throat followed by several good kicks to the head. if need be use the bat for the knees