How to fight better.?

Question

okay so basically im getting my *** kicked from these ******* jocks all the time.

i honestly can't afford to pay for any boxing, or martial art lessons, but its really embarresing to get beaten the **** out of in front of everyone while i just stand there and take it and everyone huddle up in a circle and laughs.

if i just buy a boxing bag and practice with it alone, will it help me improve with my hits and so on?

also is there any advice you can give me?

if the answer includes involvig the cops, parents, teachers or anything then please keep that to yourself. its all tried and done.

Answer 1

I'd get me a small can of pepper spray.  Make sure it's the really hot stuff.  Test it.  Be careful about the wind blowing it back on you.  That stuff is wicked

"Alaskan Bear Repellant" Thirty-five bucks on the internet .  Seems like that ought to do the trick.

Answer 2

fight dirty if you have to, it better to have won a fight fighting dirty then to loose a fight fighting straight.

Answer 3

First, I wonder why you are the victim of assault so often? Do you live in a really bad neighborhood?  It almost seems as if you are intentionally putting yourself in bad situations?  But whatever the case..

No, a heavy bag is not a good idea.  You cannot just start hitting a heavy bag - you have to be trained or you can hurt yourself quite severely.  Better advice would be to start doing push-ups., then when you get strong in your arms, make a fist and start doing pushups with the hitting part of your fist against the ground instead of your palms: THIS HURTS  ALOT(at first), but remember: no pain no gain.  Do as many fist pushups as you can - it will cause calcium build up on your fist, after six months or so, you fist will be as solid as a brick.

But the real thing you need to do is work or your attitude.  If you want people to respect you, let them know you are MEAN CRAZY.  Nobody wants to mess with somebody (even a little person) they know is psycho-mean.  What do you think would happen if you walked up to the bully that last punched you out while he is talking to his friends and took revenge by cracking his skull from behind with a weapon?  What? You are going to get in trouble? For defending yourself against a bully?  You already said the cops, parents, and teachers won't do anything. so why not?  Even if his friends beat the s**t out of you, they are going to respect you b/c they will never know if someday might walk up to them while they are talking to a girl and club them with a piece of rebar.

My brother was in the Marines.  This one big guy used to pick on him alot.  One day they were out in the field cleaning some equipment and this guy started pushing muy brother around.  

About forty guys were watching. My brother grabbed a bucket of gasoline and threw it on the guy then got out his cigarette lighter and stuck it really close to the dude and threatened to light it.  He had that guy crying and begging for his life.  When the battalion commander heard about it, he made my brother a sargeant.

Answer 4

no rules in a street fight

edit

if you want to kick some ones a$$ here's how to do it

you throw the FIRST punch

and make sure you pop him hard as h**l in the nose

doing this to anybody Will immediately make there eyes water and he wont be able to see

then you can throw some good jabs to the face

if you really want to knock his a$$ out hit him in his Adams apple or the throat area but be very careful about that you could kill him and if all this is worth it you re probably going to get in trouble at school  and at home

good luck