How to fight ghetto?

Question

dis girl in school wanna fight me but da truth is...i cant fight! so plz if u hav any tips post dem! like how should i position my hands and stuff and if ya gots some gd riffs post dem to cuz i could use dem!!

Answer 1

This will probably offend some people, but I don't care. Like 98% of girls have no idea how to fight. Every non-professional womens fight I've ever watched consisted of a random flurry of crappy punches/slaps, and some hair pulling. Maybe some kicks/knees. And I have never witnessed a girl knock another girl out. Ever.

You don't need to fight "ghetto", or even fight well for that matter. You just need to know how to not fight like a chicken with your head cut off. Keep your hands in front of your face, and ponytail your hair back so she can't grab it as easy. Then close the gap. Once your in real close, those crappy punches/slaps shes throwing won't do a damned thing, and shes going to be in some serious trouble. Grab her real tight, and pull her towards you while throwing a knee in to her solar plexus (a bit under her b***s). Repeat as necessary, and do it as fast and as hard as you can. Try to visualize your knee going "through" her. While your at it, you may as well head butt her in the nose. Use your legs, not your head ("jump" in to her face) and hit with the "edge" of your forehead.

By that time, you should be able to get away with fighting rediculously since she'll be in incredible pain from a broken nose, and won't be able to breathe after a barrage of knees to her chest. h**l, she may actually end up vomitting from the knees. Anyway, pull her down by her hair and pretend your stomping mice... Only on her face. I bet she won't fight you a second time.

Answer 2

Don't listen to tom or jarvis. Both of them are suburban whites just trying to mock you. I would suggest you rewrite your question using proper english. Reading this is like trying to read a book with holes and tears in the pages, you kind of have to guess what words your trying to write.

Answer 3

what d1srespect for the h@0d

HOW DO YOU FIGHT GHETTO

alright this is what you do you put up yo fist start fighting don't let her pull yo hair they all ways try to do that try to throw some uppercuts most girls fight with there head down or get some knees to the face WHAT EVER YOU DO DONT PUT YOUR HEAD DOWN AND TRY YOUR BEST NOT TO LOSE YOUR BALANCE if you do its OVER she just gone start stompin yo azz boe.........bling bow yakupa yakupa oyhea move yo hands a round thats how you gone catch her off gard ..........( what the h**l im doing answering this dumb azz question) (HOW DO YOU FIGHT GHetto ) MAAAAAAAAN!

Answer 4

u gotta put yo fits up, and Steal her 1 time in the face.. then slp dat *****.