How to fly away!!!?

Question

i rekon if i got 2 carboard wings and duckt tape them to my arms, and when i jump off my roof ill fly away, or will i fall and explode on impact and survealy hurt my bum bum?

Answer 1

Your cardboard wings will likely be replaced with feathers (if you've been good?).  If you could suspend your weight in a harness from a very tall overhead structure you might experience the thrill of 'flight' with your cardboard wings.  However, chickens are 'chicken breasted' for a reason.  Birds have strong muscles on their chests better aligned to pull down wings during flight.  I would also try duck tape instead of duct tape.

Answer 2

your a poo poo