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How to frustrate your doctor...? =P

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A man comes running to the doctor shouting and screaming in pain "Please doctor, you've got to help me. I've been stung by a

bee."

DOCTOR: "Don't worry; I'll put some cream on it."

MAN: "You will never find that bee. It must be miles away by now."

DOCTOR: "No, you don't understand! I'll put some cream on the place you were stung."

MAN: "Oh! It happened in the garden where I was sitting under a tree."'

DOCTOR (in anger): "No, no, you IDIOT! I mean on which part of your body did that bee sting."

MAN (still screaming in pain): "On my finger! The bee stung me on my finger and it really hurts."

DOCTOR: "Ok. Which one?"

MAN (innocently): "How would I know? All bees look the same to me."

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  1. i like that 1.


  2. Lol, awesome joke.

    Yep,sure I'll star you.

    :D

  3. lovely

  4. This guy was blonde, huh?


  5. not bad...

  6. nice one..lool

  7. Very good joke, and made the Dr frustrated


  8. roflrofl !

    i wonder if thats ever happened in real life.

    well good joke !!

  9. funny one


  10. I Like :)  

  11. good one !!

  12. Funny! 100!

  13. haha that's really funny! I have another one, although I don't think that it is quite as funny:

    Child: My wrist really hurts!

    School Nurse: It's broken, I'll have to put a cast on it...

    Child: Can you put it on my other wrist?

    School Nurse: Why? If I put it on then people will be sure not bump into it.

    Child: Oh no, if you put it on my other hand people will be sure not to bump into it!!

    kind of lame haha but made me laugh the first time :D


  14. hahahahahahahahahahahahaha that deserves a star

  15. id give yu 5 stars iif i culd..its funny as.....poor doctor....

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