How to get an accurate measurement for the p***s?

Question

i just want to make sure that i'm getting the right measurement of my p***s even through i measure once a month i just want 2 make sure i'm right

Answer 1

make a cardboard box with a hole on the bottom of one side.

Stick ur p***s inside, get it hard and m********e. Right before ejaculation it's the longest. At that point put a pencil mark of where the end is.

After you're done measure distance from the pencil mark to the hole.

Repeat if desired ;)

Answer 2

Just throw it over your shoulder & hope it doesn't get caught in your bicycle chain!

Answer 3

1. In a standing position, achieve a full erection and align it parallel to the floor.

2. Lay a tape measure or ruler along the top of your p***s with the end of it lightly pressed against your pubic bone.

that's all.

Answer 4

The most accurate measurement is on the top side from the pubic bone to the tip of the head.

You need to spend more time using your p***s than measuring it! A sports car is useless if you never take it out of the garage.

Answer 5

when only erect. use a string and measure from the base to the tip of the p***s and measure the length of the string. you could also use a tape measure. don't use a ruler unless your p***s is really straight or it might not be as accurate.

try this site for more info

http://www.sizesurvey.com/

Answer 6

Tie the tape measure around the middle, and make a nice, big bow. That's s**y!

Answer 7

Jesus, what does it matter if it's a centimetre or two off?

Just keep measuring when you're FULLY, TOTALLY aroused and find the average, and there you go. Or if you want, just use your best score as your size when people ask; I bet we all exaggerate when it comes to telling our p***s size anyway, amirite?

EDIT TO ADD: Whoa, since when have women known so much about measuring p***s sizes? O_O

Answer 8

Once a month? Find something else to do with it.

Answer 9

just make sure pur not jabbing the tape measure into urself at the base of the shaft into ur pubic bone thats cheating

Answer 10

WTF!  Why would you post something like that?

Answer 11

using a ruler

Answer 12

use a ruler.

Answer 13

Make sure you are hard when you measure! For the most accurate results lol girlies would love that you actually know the real deal  lol

Answer 14

who cares? if you can make them moan with it, it's big enough. if you can't then develop a talented tongue. i got both angles covered.who the h**l measures their d**k, let alone once a month? try to gain some self confidence man.