How to get expelled?

Question

My friend needs to get expelled to go to another school in the district because her parent's aren't letting her. But she needs a good way to get expelled that aren't so horrible and won't be horrible on her record. Please don't answer with how stupid we are, we know we're dumb. We just need a good, easy way for her to get expelled. We don't want like bringing drugs or a knife, and pills we think would just get her suspended....and we can't get her arrested haha.

Answer 1

well what you can do is try to make it sound like she is emo so that they just let her go but other wise she has to something bad to get out like beat up a teacher beacause if you beat up a student u only get suspended or you can have her beat up a few people of a teacher or something

Answer 2

I would keep doing bad things untill she gets exspelled.  A kid in my class kept doing bad things like cheating,starting fights.saying bad words. I hope this helped!

-Tara

Answer 3

Keep in mind that in most areas, being expelled from school means all schools not just the one you were expelled from.  And also, many expulsions are shorter term (1-5 day) so repeated attempts would be required.  Once it gets to that stage though, probibly no other school would have her and she would have to participate in the District's home school program or some other alternate schooling setup.

Answer 4

uhh this is a very bad idea but since you said don't tell you how you and your friend are one of the most retarded people i ever met, i won't express how much i think you two are such idiots for trying to get onf of you expelled and thinking it won't go on your record. just make her phone go off in class and then your friend should answer it and before she does say, "Excuse me, i gotta take this call." and then it'll p**s the teacher off and then argue with her and stuff in a really snobbish way like, "Well just because you don't get important calls doesn't mean i don't" and etc.

Answer 5

p**s of the school bully which will get her beaten up and her parents might let her transfer or the school will let her. Look nobody likes school but if you want a good future, education is a must. Tell her to grin and bear it.

Answer 6

getting expelled will always go on her record no matter what, and when you get expelled from one school you are less likely to get accepted into a better school...

Answer 7

no other school with accept her if she got expelled from another school. and unless its a private school, you get expelled from all public schools in that county.

Answer 8

Getting expelled will always be on her record

and when you are expelled your expelled from EVERY school in that district.

Answer 9

Not a big one but tell your friend to back talk a teacher trust me ust yesturday my friend back talked a teacher now he is expelled.

Answer 10

Just get into detention every single day for the rest of year. Violate school rules, tardiness, uncompleted homework, don't do projects, get into fights at school, become a wise *** jerk, become a noob. It's your a.s.s.

Answer 11

then start a fight or like argue with a bunch of teachers and then get in a fight or something like that oull a lot of pranks on teachers.....

Answer 12

i dont think thats a good idea beacause i got kicked out of school and i had to wait for a home tutor for about a month and you loose out of alot of education i regret it and plus you sound like you want to do the right thing

Answer 13

Just skip classes.

Answer 14

How old are the two of you?

Answer 15

threaten to bomb the school

Answer 16

the best way to get expelled is to be rude and dont listen. be a big bully in school be mean and swear alot

Answer 17

Ummm ... this is a really stupid idea. Why would someone choose to have an expulsion on their school record. This will follow your "friend" for her entire life. Just suck it and deal with the school she is in.

Oh, and most of the people above me have ridiculous answers! Those things will get you expelled, no school will let her in AND she will get arrested!

Answer 18

If she gets in real trouble the school she wants to go to will probably not accept her.  They don't have to accept her.She will have to go to school with troubled kids and might have a hard time socially. Why don't her parents want her to change schools? They might have a good reason to want her to stay in the district she is in.

Answer 19

start arguing with the teacher like make her cell go off and when the teacher says give it to me say no and that will get her in trouble

Answer 20

Bring a knife to school haha

Answer 21

Not a good idea she needs to tough it out.  Before you know it she will graduate.  As many people already said.  There is no such thing as a good expulsion.  It be on her record.

Answer 22

Not a good idea period.

Other schools can deny someone going to their school for even the silliest of things.. she may literally s***w herself if she gets kicked out of one school and then another wont let her in for getting kick out of the first one.. I think you need to realize, EVERYTHING she does is on record.

I don't know why she'd want to leave her school, I can imagine shes young and has problems that she will eventually get over and if she does this shes going to wish she didnt.

Answer 23

Just dont do anything to break the rules.

That gets me in trouble all the time = )

Answer 24

say one thing about a gun at school or a bomb and your out! you can also be in a fight so bad the other kids parents get you expelled.

Answer 25

Let off the fire alarm, several days in a row. But really, it would be better to find a way to persuade her parents!!

It really is a mad way to change schools, maybe you could tip off her parents, let them know secretly that their daughter is prepared to go to such stupid lengths to change school?

Answer 26

ok basicly wat u do is u stuff tissue in the sinks in the gals loos then u put all the taps on nd tag the mirrors with ur tag or name then the loos will fload nd bobs ur uncle susspended trust i did it it works lol

xxxx

good luck

have fun

xxxxx

Answer 27

Uh, I doubt there is a way to get expelled for sure without getting police or family services or something involved...be careful.

How about bringing a dumpster into the school and then dumping it in the lunchroom?  Make sure you are seen.

Answer 28

First of all, you need to stay out of it.  If your friend does anything that's bad enough to be expelled for, it will go on her record -- yours, too, if you're involved.  It's certainly not worth being in trouble over.  She needs to talk to her parents again and try to reason with them.

Answer 29

start a fight or a fire.