How to get into Walmart, Target, Kohls, ads.?

Question

you know, like the ones you get in the mail, or the stuff you see when you get in the stores. I really want to get into catalogue modeling.

Answer 1

You have to get an agent first.

they will help you with everything.

Answer 2

I understand that in order to get into Walmart ad's, you need to work for the company (or have a relative who works for the company.)  

I also have a friend named Patty who could get you in, but she won't, because she doesn't like you because you're prettier than she is.  She also has some bubble gum and was thinking about giving you a piece, but since you're asking this you can forget about it...