How to get revenge on a neighbor legally?

Question

My neighbors spend every weekend, all weekend, up until 5am drinking and partying with friends. Ive gone up stairs to please ask them to turn the music down more than once and they always laugh and tell me to f*** off, if I dont like it, call the cops. Ive called the police twice after they started banging on the floor making pictures fall from my walls and scaring my little chihuahua into panting fits.

Im sick and am in the hospital a lot. It's important I get sleep, b/c Im at college by 7am every weekday. The police dont do anything! They say 'turn down the music, buddy' and leave. And then the guys upstairs jump on the floor shouting at the top of their lungs, "gonna call the cops again?"

Theyve also messed up my welcome mat on my porch and thrown trash away in my planters. This all started b/c my fiance cussed them out and embarassed them in front of some hooker they had up there. Now theyre taking it out on us both.

Point is, I need a way to get back at them that cannot get me into serious trouble. I tried blasting music in the morning when they have hang overs, but theyre always gone before I get up and it's wasted.

So give me some revenge ideas. Not like the cops are gonna do anything. It was actually my fiance who called them, I dont really care for police to start with and this is one of those many reasons. Theyre useless.

Answer 1

That is a horrible situation to be in.  They are very rude to act that way.  Is it possible to move?  not that you should have to but it is one sure way to stop the problem.

What about getting a dog that barks all day while your not there.  Does the smell of skunk bother you.  Not me! If it doesn't bother you get skunk scent and spray it all over there doorway.

make sure you put up a little camera outside your door in case they retaliate you'll have it on tape and can press charges.

O if you get the dog when it poops keep putting the p**p on there doorstep.  Again before you do this make sure you have a camera out in case they retalite and I'm sure they will

Answer 2

Anything you would do would leave you suspect.If this is an apt. have you talked to the people on each side of the offenders?

Answer 3

Get washable spray paint and on there door spray paint their name then put sux behind it!  or wait until they stop parting and try to sleep then turn ur stereo on really loud until they get pissed off or knock on the door with a fake gun (the orange part in ur pocket) and prtend to shoot them if they don't make everyone leave.

Answer 4

Just move, if you can.  

Any revenge is going to result in a response against you.  That's how crimes of passion get started, and people can get hurt or killed.  Especially if there is alcohol involved.

Get away from them.

Answer 5

First check on the local nuisance laws  of your area. such  as disturbing the peace, disordely conduct, littering, etc- Police cant do anymore than they are allowed to by law- Perhaps you should speak to your landlord and insist he help correct the problem- Other than moving- I suggest you call the police every single time the keep you awake, Either the neighbor will get tired of the police banging on the door , or the police will get tired of trips to the apt, and finally tell the neighbor to turn it down and keep it down- call the local magistrate and ask him/her what your options are. Stand up for youself.... and if all else fails... learn to play the bagpipes.. loudly... everytime they try to sleep.