How to get rid of aggressive crows?

Question

We have at least 30 crows around our house. They have been attacking smaller birds (I had to rescue one the other day when a crow broke its wing) and they have been chasing my step-daughter and pooping EVERYWHERE. One of the stupid things pooped on the trunk lid of my car when I was trying to open it, so it almost pooped on my head. I want to get rid of these nasty birds, but don't really want to hurt them. Is there a non-lethal way to get rid of them?

Answer 1

Paintball gun.

Answer 2

Call your local Department of Natural Resources office. They deal with nuisance animals every day. I'm hoping they can help you find a solution. : )