How to get sick and fast?

Question

see i i really don't want to go to school on the first day of school so i want to catch a cold so well u help me!!!?? plz

Answer 1

Here, let me sneeze on you and pass along what I have.

Ah.. ah..choo!

But I really hope you don't catch it.  First day and last days are the best.  fun, catch up with friends, make new friends, usually no homework.  

Why don't you want to go???

Answer 2

dont eat! lol... jk... skool is fun.. enjoy it while u can! trust me! friends rock!

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Answer 3

get a pointy sticker and stick it in u and leave it there.This happened to me and I got sick bad.ur guaranteed a trip to the doctor.

Answer 4

make out with someone that has a cold

Answer 5

I think you should talk to your parents about the reasons why you don't want to go to school and fix those.  Purposely getting sick is not a good idea, let alone being weird. Good luck.

Answer 6

You my dear are already sick and in need of some serious mental health medicine.  Perhaps you should go to that section instead of the respiratory diseases area.  This section is for people that have legitimate illnesses and require guidance.  You are in need of a spanking.