How to get sick really fast?No stupid answers!?

Question

So i really don't wanna go to school tomorrow because i started my period and i told my mom and she said i had to go because i went to Atlanta today and missed one day of school.. so tomorrow i need to be sick so i can get used to having it.PLEASE HELP!really really need help!

Answer 1

eat raw eggs and get salmonella

Answer 2

seriously say u have diarehha..

you wont need to show her cuz she wont wanna see.. and always hold ur stomach and go into the bathroom like every 15 minutes!

Answer 3

Eat a HECK of alot and then maybe you will throw up. Or just fake a fever by rubbing your forehead really hard.

Answer 4

you have really bad cramps

Answer 5

is this your first period? You need to go to school. Fake being sick there and they will send you home.

Answer 6

take a cold shower stick your head out the window

Answer 7

hang out with a sick person. eat something that ususallly makes you throwup

Answer 8

Throw-up on purpose.

Thats pretending to be sick but still.

Answer 9

eat that girl out

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Answer 10

JUST tell her your cramps are killing you and you can barely move.

Answer 11

You're going to be getting your period every month from now on in, you can't stop life and stay home every month.  Suck it up, be a woman and go to school.  

Answer 12

Lol. Um share a drink with someone thats already sick or take a cold shower, dont dry yourself, wear short stuff to sleep with the air on or window open. DONT DRY YOURSELF, not even your hair. Im pretty sure that will get you sick. Dont hurt yourself tho. Take care