How to get squirrels out of my attic?

Question

...without losing my insane sanity?

Answer 1

Just say come down from there squirrley squirrley

Answer 2

Go up there in a girl squirrel suit with some peanut perfume, and they'll follow you out drooling!

Hey, it works on Looney Tunes and Tom & Jerry, why couldn't it work in real life???

:)

Answer 3

set the traps up already. They're not gonna leave by them selves ya know. Just make sure you use some really good bait and away they'll go. LMAO

Answer 4

I don't think that you can .

No, it's one of the Exorcist type things running around up there, next thing your head will be spinning around and your bed will be jumping all around the place.

Answer 5

Those aren't squirrels...

You're just losing you mind...

You've got a "squirrel" loose...

(Ta Tum Tum)

Answer 6

use moth balls to get them out then fix the area they are getting in through. Most likely they are entering through the attic vent, use some hardware cloth to close it up.

Answer 7

those aren't squirrels silly,

those are the lose marbles floating in your head,

get with the program,

where there are squirrels

there are plenty of "Nuts"  LOL

Answer 8

When asked a question, always respond first by saying,"Well, the squirrels in my attic say...." and then add your response. The squirrels will eventually feel mocked and inadequate then leave with their tails between their legs.

Answer 9

Yeah, I think the first guy was right.  Close up any holes.  I know they like to chew through soffit screens on roof overhangs (the ventilation spots).  Replace the screens if you see any holes.

Once you close it up, you can put out poison or set traps.  Be warned that you'll either have a dead squirrel up there to dispose of (or stinking up the place) or an animal that needs to be set free!  Definitely make sure to close up any holes where they can get in though, because if not, even when you kill/ remove the existing ones, new ones will find their way in!

Answer 10

You need to find out where they are getting in. I kept hearing squirrels directly over head when I was at my computer, but in truth they were getting into the attic at the far side of the house. Close all the places where they can enter. Hope you don't trap one inside.