How to get us good and drunk?

Question

My friend has been through a tough time lately so me and my other friend are inviting her round to get her good and drunk, (you know drowning her sorrows) what would be a good way to do that? I have stocked do you think this would be enough between 3 of us?

2 bottles of vodka

1 bottle of malibu

1 bottle of cactus apple sours

4 small bottles of various alcopops

Thanks .x.

.p.s. any tips on how we could entertain her even more? make the evening more fun?

Answer 1

That is so sad, that you have to come on Yahoo Answers to ask.

Answer 2

The point of the evening is to help your friend forget her worries and feel better about life in general.  This is what helps me:

A night with good friends, a meal that someone has taken the time to cook especially for me and one or two glasses of wine - just enough to help me relax but not so much that I start to wallow in whatever problem I am trying to escape from.  Good friends think about your whole life, not just a few hours on a Friday night.

Talk to your friend, let her know that you care about her and want to help her - don't get her drunk, that doesn't help anyone except the shareholders of the company that sells the drink!

Answer 3

Drinking games like "I've never"

All the girl sit around and say something they've never done. If the other girls are guilty of doing it, they take a shot!! It can get really funny, especially as the drinks flow and lips get loose... You'll all find out each others dirty little secrets!! It's great for laughing and cheering someone up!!

Also, Jello shots seem to be a yummy way to get people drunk. My friends are obbsessed with them! They taste great and hit you before you know it!!

Make sure you give her lots of water before bed though, depressed and hung over... No good!!

Answer 4

Yes and it sounds like you have extra for one more... I'd be happy to volunteer!!  No, seriously that will be plenty for 3!

Try playing some games rather than just straight drinking and chatting - they can be really funny and help lighten the mood. I'm sure there's loads of drinking games ideas online

Answer 5

i thought all chavs knew the best way to get drunk is alcopops

Answer 6

@ rob, you would probably have s*x with them multiple times.

Answer 7

an orgy  

Answer 8

Of course that is "enough" to get three people drunk - obviously.

May I just add though, that you aren't going to drown her sorrows.  Alcohol is a depressant, so it may make her more sad.  Not to mention, her problems aren't going to be gone tomorrow, but may be added to with a horrible hangover.

I would suggest instead, going to a spa together and get relaxing massages or facials, buy every trashy magazine on the shelf and take the quizzes together, rent some funny movies and make weird snacks.  If I were your friend I would think that was much more "fun".

Answer 9

i dont recomend your friend getting drunk because when she has her hangover she's gonna feel even worse than before.

Answer 10

Why doesn't she just face her sadness and spare her liver the damage

Answer 11

Drink it through a straw! With lotsa music lined up

Answer 12

Sounds like you have plenty in to see you through the night. Don't start drinking the vodka neat though or you'll be sorry tomorrow.

When blokes have a heavy drinking session at home, we usually play poker or have some video game battles. Not sure what to recommend for girls.

Answer 13

get alot more not enough

Answer 14

Play the drinking game where you have to take one shot per minute - the one to get to 100 first wins.

Answer 15

drill a hole in a water melon and feed vodka into the hole, leave it for as long as possible, and keep adding the vodka, that way you can eat and still get drunk

Answer 16

can i come???????????????

Answer 17

Your question makes me sad for the human race.  I'm completely at a loss as to why someone would ask such a banal, immature question.  I feel sorry for you.

Answer 18

Mix the vodka with coke and drink it thru a straw.

Answer 19

when you have drunk 3 quarters of the first bottle of vodka and you all start crying and say how much you hate men invite me round to help you finish the rest lol

Answer 20

Getting drunk will not solve her problems, share a few drinks but don't get blitzed it's just not worth the hangover.

Answer 21

Quickest way I know is to drink it all through a straw.

Answer 22

Dont get her completely smashed just tipsy and happy or you will have a crying or angry drunk to deal with.

What you have listed is way too much, maybe get some juice, umbrellas etc and make cocktails with them, play silly truth games, card games, watch a commedy, and have a good old man-*****-fest lol works every time.

Answer 23

yea sounds like a good night can i come?

Answer 24

ye will drink alot more than that

i was in wales in a room with two fellows and they went through two slabs of beer, a bottle of jack danials, a bottle of fat frog and a bottle of volca as well as about ten red bulls though one of them did collapse

Answer 25

watch the syrupy acidic sours and schnapps, they hurt coming back up......................................... the next day ............................. unless you're not really that good of a friend;-)

Answer 26

Male stripper , and a bottle of tequila!

and you'll be set!

Answer 27

Wow, sounds like an excellent plan............................to get yourself in the ER for alcohol poisoning.  How about a little buzz and enjoy your friends, but "good and drunk" sounds like a problem.  I'm working nights this weekend and will be happy to shove a big tube down your throat and pump your stomach (all while your vomiting of course).  Excellent time, don't ya think.  If you end up visiting the ER, use an ambulance and don't have one of the drinkers be the driver. You don't want to turn one problem into 4 or more. Have a good time and use a little common sense.

Answer 28

Assuming you don't want your evening of fun to end with all of you kneeling in front of the commode, I'd put all the sweet stuff away.  Vodka is fine, but be *very* careful, because it's easy to drink too much of it when it's mixed with orange juice or whatever.  Two bottles (assuming you're referring to 750-ml. bottles) would be much more than you need for three people.  Honestly, I think you'd be better sticking with beer or wine.  Whatever you do, though, don't mix different types of drinks on the same night.  Pick one thing and stick with it.  Make sure you have some food on hand.  Don't go anywhere near a car afterward (unless you're a passenger).  And finally, are you really sure you want to get "good and drunk"?  It really doesn't feel that great the next day.  Why not have a drink or two and do something fun instead?  Don't make the drinking the entire point of the evening.  Your friend sounds like she deserves more than a hangover.