How to get water out of the ear? And really Want the Fix only

Question

If you feel like you have half the Pacific trapped inside your ear,it's because that part of your ear canal runs down and backward, and gravity is working against you. The answer is not hoping around or shaking your head like a rhythmically challged dancer. i need the Fix:

Answer 1

ok get ear drops the cleaners their like you can buy at walmart for cheap lay on your size put the ear drops in then switch sides it compleatly cleans out you airs all the water  

Answer 2

My home remedy book says to put a few drops of rubbing alcohol in your ear, holding your head sideways, and pulling the ear up and out to stretch out the eustachian tube. It should dry the water up. Also, it recommends using a hairdryer set on low.

Answer 3

You tilt your head parallel to the floor and pull your earlobe down, perpendicular to the floor.

That is what the medical books say to do. I don't know if it works or not.