How to get weed out of my system?

Question

I just found out i got 24 hours till i gotta take a drug test so what can i use to get the weed out of my p**s?

Answer 1

man *** what everyone says man,. smoke all day everyday. there are places in my area called hemp stores that u buy p**s passing tests. basically its a liquid that u drink and it nutrilizes the thc and other sh*t. otherwise do prison styles and drink 4 litres of water in an hour every  hour for min 4 hours or till u throw up

Answer 2

nothing that i know of...how about stop smoking weed.

Answer 3

drink a shitload of water. but theres no guarantee youll get it out.  

Answer 4

u cant... ur gonna fail ur p**s test sorry

Answer 5

drınk alot of water and green tea thats what my sıster does and ıt works

Answer 6

pickle juice . drink it till you pee clear .  

Answer 7

First of all, pot stays in your system for a minimum of 30 days.  Of course, it stays in your hair until it is cut.

The only thing that has worked for me is to go to GNC and get their stuff (usually behind the counter and you have to ask and it's really embarrassing).  Then drink it down with about a gallon of water.  It worked for my husband also.  He had 4 hours before his test.

For those of you that are saying don't smoke it, I agree.  The only reason I use it is for medical purposes and have a card saying so, so now I don't have to worry about the pee tests.

Good luck and maybe it's time to quit?

Answer 8

Drink sh*t loads of water until you actually get sick from drinking so much water. I swear dude that actually worked for me.

Answer 9

haha wow dat sux.... i think ur screwed! =/  

Answer 10

use some one elses stuf if you can, i think it can stay in ur system for up to 4 days.  

Answer 11

A great way to get rid of anything in your system is to buy from http://www.directdetox.com I have used them in the past and the service is awesome. Family run operation that understands how you feel and how much privacy is a concern. Fantastic place, I can't say enough about it! They have home drug test kits too and they can ship overnight too!

Answer 12

Not a whole lot you can do mate. But maybe I suggest stop smoking weed and next time this happens you won;t have a problem! ;)

Answer 13

pay someone 50 dollars for there p**s and pour it into the container while the tester isnt looking. and next time dont smoke 24 hours before a test

Answer 14

loll. id say your screwed

Answer 15

Drink lots of water.  Wake up early and never give the first p**s of the day.  p**s 5 or more times in a two hour period due to water consumption.  Then p**s clear water into their cup.  

Get a gallon jug of water and start drinking about two hours before the test.  Finish the water on your way to the test.  Drink the whole gallon over the two hour period.  

It won't rid the THC from your body but it will completely dilute your urine fro a short period.

Don't drink more than a gallon or drink it too fast.  You could get water sickness.

Answer 16

DONT SMOKE IT IN THE 1ST PLACE!!  

Answer 17

dont smoke weed.

haha that's the only thing. nothing works...trust me.

you're just gonna have to deal with it. sorry.

get someone else to pee for you hahaha

that's what i had to do. i don't smoke weed anymore..but yeah.

don't waste your money on anything. nothing works.

Answer 18

get a glass of orange juice, add 3 tablespoons of bleach and chug it...your system should be clean in 30min or less

Answer 19

you must be crazy y do you take weed anyway drink lots of water with lemon

Answer 20

drink drink and drink water

Answer 21

Try drinking a S**t load of beer and let me know if it works.

Answer 22

Honey so sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but this can still be in your system for 3 months.  

Good Luck just be honest with them, and don't pay anyone for their urine.

Answer 23

Try not putting it in your system to begin with.

Answer 24

lol dont trip homie if its a p**s test and u havent smoked for like a lil over 3 days then ull b cool. and drink some cranberry juice that shiit will make u p**s like nothing else trust me homie i do it  

Answer 25

drink a lot of juices and water

good luck

Answer 26

its stored in your fat cells. you wont get it out nomatter what you do.

Answer 27

Uhh yeah.. you could try water but for 24 hours that's no sure guarantee. How often you smoke will also affect how long it will take to get out of your system aswell. So if you're like, an average 70's hippie wake and bake stoner, then you're probably going to fail unless you can get some clean p**s from a friend. Good luck m8.

Answer 28

There is no way to change the rate of the biological processes which are done by your liver. However, a lot of fools THINK there IS a way, when there isn't. Drinking water does no more than exercise your kidneys to remove the excess water. It has no effect on your liver function which processes out the residue from smoking pot. Drug tests these days are so sensitive, that they can detect 2nd hand smoke from pot the following day, and from actually smoking pot for up to a week, which is why random sampling for drugs (in the Navy for example) is a weekly event. Good luck on finding something to beat the test! Don't do the crime if you can't do the time...

Answer 29

put 2 drops of bleach in a gallon of water and do this a few time and spend 50 dollar or so at ur local smoke shop