How to hide being high?

Question

Ok i just started smoking this summer and im pretty shure that im goin to do it during the school year, and so i get home from school and then 2hrs later my mom dose. i just smoke out side then throw my clothes in the washer to hide the smell. but my question is how do i hide looking high?

and pleas no answers like "dont do drugs!" please none of thos.

Answer 1

1. smoke is really easy to cover. weed smoke anyway. just wear strong cologne. brush your teeth, chew gum, oh and at smoke shops you can buy this thing that looks like chapstick, that you blow into and it covers smoke and it smells like either orange, strawberry, ect.

buy eyedrops and  stay up late or something so you can just say your tired if she sees your eyes are red. be creative. always spray something in your hair. it tends to stick there for me. goodluck.

2.i think, and no this isnt dont some comment, its a dont become a dumb *** comment. people can be pot heads i have NOTHING against it but dont think your cool just cause you smoke because your going to be that dumb poser kid at school that does nothing but get stoned. do other stuff, have fun dont be a loser w/out a girlfriend and play video games and watch tv all day getting stoned. you know you can get stoned all day and do stuff thats worthwhile and have fun, thats the only reason people say its bad and keeping it from being legal is the new smokers who thinks its so cool and sits on their asses watching tv all day and end up losers because they dont do anything worth your time.

than they complain and blame weed for their dumb decisions when its their fault.

sorry, venting, just take my advice getting out of highschool i saw too many of these people.

Answer 2

don't do drugs and don't tell intelligent people not to tell you not to do drugs when you know you shouldn't do drugs.

How you like dem apples! LOL

Answer 3

ahaha rookie :)

spray your self with perfume/axe

then put visine in your eyes

and start wearing sunglasses all the time so incase you dont have visine you can just put your sunglasses on

act energetic around your mom dont act all tried and stuff

when your high try to avoid your parents because since they used to be stoners, theyr guna know if your fooling them

also practice what your guna say before you say it so it doesnt sound all stupid and not make sence

:)

Answer 4

Talk only if necessary and say as little as possible. Don't get into debates,however tempting. Keep yourself to yourself as much as possible!

Answer 5

definitely get some visine.

really its not that hard.

dont be totally baked when she gets home and you should be okay.

Answer 6

smoke a bowl/joint, jump in the shower and get the smell out mostly, the red eyes is really for  people who dont smoke alot, often.and like the other people say, THINK! before you do **** infront of your parents.and for the smoke use the washer sheet toilet tube thing.

Answer 7

whatever...i wouldn't listen to the "its not that hard..." people. lol

just because my mom was the same way....moms just know. just until you get used to smoking to a point where you can psyche yourself out of your high almost, don't do it within a couple hours of being around her.

if you are confident you can handle it, then maybe you can...don't ever talk about it if its even possible she could walk in or overhear you...always use visine and always have some sort of NON-obvious spray to spray on you right after you smoke. the washing of the clothes is better though...but just in case. buy some ozium, room spray...its the best to kill the odor...

be busy when she gets home...doing homework or something "productive" but not something you would NEVER do, because thats suspicious.

mostly you just have to be sure you aren't going to be too anxious...thats how you will get caught, if you are scared. if you don't worry too much about "will she know?!" you'll be just fine.

Answer 8

just sober up really fast when u talk to them it freaky in all but it works. works if your drunk to.

Answer 9

You can't hide it.  All that is going to do is make you paranoid, which will basically give you up, especially if your mom used to smoke pot.  Your best bet is either not to smoke it or hide out until the high is gone.

Answer 10

just act normal. really not that hard.

ahaha one time i was baked and my mom called and i COMPLETELY fooled her. it was awesome.

MAKE SURE U BRUSH UR TEETH!!!!

Answer 11

How old are you? If you are old enough, and she is/was a pothead, then what does it matter if she knows? My whole entire family knows I smoke, and I don't care, most of them did too, and anyone that tries to down-play it, I have twice as many come-back facts, so they tend to leave me alone about it now. But anyway, if you are too young for her not to get mad, maybe you are too young to be smoking anyway. I waited till I was 17 to smoke and I think it was a good thing, cannabis is a great "drug" of choice, but only for adults.

Answer 12

If your mom was a stoner then she knows what it looks like. You are probably SOL, she will figure it out.

Answer 13

Mom will be really proud.

Answer 14

rohto eye cleaner sun glasses always cause its summer spray on you at all time so your tired alleges could be bothering you you just got out of the pool cigerets smoke will hide the smell of pot

Answer 15

ok i've just started smoking aswell, the biggest thing i've done to help me hide my high is repeat to myself, no one knows im high, there all ignorant at first to the fact you could be high, when u think people know your high u act funny... u can practice with a fun game i like to play called lets see how many people i can talk to without them knowing im high, its great practice, i would try it before going before your mother... however one of my first times getting high i talked to my employer right after sparking up and he used to be a pothead and he was oblivious.. good luck practice makes perfect and dont be anxious

Answer 16

cant keep a straight face. :(   dont smoke as much.

Answer 17

dont do drugs young man

Answer 18

eye drops!!

ummm dont eat alot wen their around

act like u normally would

go in your room

Answer 19

Just act normal. Me and my friends were smoking wednesday. Just sprayed my cologne on made everything look like it did earlier and acted like we were just chillin. And this was while we were plastered too.

So just make it look like normal and act normal, or atleast try your best to.