How to hide erections?

Question

i get erections sometimes when i realy dont want one ...whats the best way to make it soft again or to hide it

Answer 1

wear briefs and jeans. usually that helps a bit to keep it down. or you could put it between your legs (so guys have told me)

Answer 2

Think dead kittens, your grandmom/grandpa naked, men unless your g*y, hit it a little, flick your testicles, think of someone who is unattractive. Or if you have a longer shirt try and use that to cover it up.

Answer 3

simple all you need is a bun sum ketchup and some mustard, Maybe even some cheese if you like cheese. And you got yer self a goood OLD AMERICAN HOT DOG!

Answer 4

I'm not a guy, but the best way to hide an erection is to make sure you have on briefs or boxers (briefs would be BEST) and when you get hard turn where someone can't see you and pull your p***s straight up. It may even poke up above your pants, but your shirt should hide it and as it goes back down it will slip back into it's normal place!

Good luck!

PS. Boners are normal occurances, don't be embarassed!

Answer 5

slide it so it points up and a little to the side. Don't worry about it, just enjoy it.

Answer 6

Nurses use this when they are showering patients Get a spoon and wack your you know what with it. It should go down

Answer 7

http://www.videojug.com/film/how-to-hide...

Answer 8

The only sure-fire way is to think of something that grosses you out, like putting a move on that 78-year-old librarian.

Answer 9

Think about something  absoulutely repulsing!  

Answer 10

lol , awkward.

I'm a girl, so i don't know ..

but think of grandma in lingeriee (:

yumm .

Answer 11

If you worry about something it can make it worse sometimes, I think you should just try to be prepared for it. Wear thick jeans and long shirts, if you're at the beach you could try wearing a speedo under board-shorts unless you're worried about constriction. I guess you would just have to weigh the consequences and see what was more important to you, comfort or the embarrassment factor.

I think every guy I know 'rubs one out' every morning before work or school, it seems to work for them.

Oh and yes I'm a girl, I just have a lot of guy friends... anyways good luck!

Answer 12

wear a tight briefs and put your ***** down so that it won't be so obvious

maybe you can try putting some ice on it

when an object meets with a cold object, it will contract right?

scientific knowledge lol

Answer 13

you can do the waistband tuck...haha

Answer 14

Watch 2 girls 1 cup and then think about that when you do. ;)

Answer 15

My proven process takes 3 steps.

Obtain a piece of paper

Take the piece of paper and find your p***s slit.

Take the paper and run it through there.

Answer 16

I wear skin tight boxer briefs that hide it a little. But if its one of those huge ones do the belt trick...it has been passed down from genius men for ages. If you are wearing a dress shirt act like your tucking in your shirt or something and slyly swing your goodies to where the tip is resting against your lower stomache......not very comfortable but better than your spanish class seeing your fat *****.

Answer 17

Wear underware

Answer 18

Have a wallet, ipod and cellphone in your pockets at all times. If you get one, push it to the side when no one is looking, It will blend. And stay seated. Sometimes exercise works at removing or preventing them, so just go for a walk.  

Answer 19

Think about your grandma sucking you off. That should make it go away.

Sorry for that sounding so vulgar. But thats what I say to my husband when he gets them at inappropriate times

Answer 20

excuse yourself and go to the bathroom. Sometimes all you have to do is go pee! What ever the case maybe the bathroom is the best place to resolve it. Good luck

Answer 21

Lets see i wouldnt hide it, its human nature if you get one just leave it alone mind you i dont have a d**k so i dunno what it feels like to get one when not wanted but my bf seems to just try and cover it, but it doesnt really work, ***** have a mind of their own they have no clue wdf they are doing lol LET THAT d**k HANG OUT!! rofl!!!

Answer 22

depends how much time you have to hide it, if you have a long time then take a cold shower, if you don't well think of something gross or nasty, I think, but I'm a girl so I don't really know how to help you, but a friend of mine asked me something like that once, so I know a little. Hope that helps  

Answer 23

just imagine that you are a gigglo , and you are serving 3 fat old ladies who are horny and fetish.....

it will confirm that your little brother will slowly shrink to its own original size.

Answer 24

I have experienced the erection, even wearing a tight brief and try to cover by untuck the T-shirt, but I still find it is still not good. Especially when you are standing nearby a person or  walking very uncomfortable in the street.

I have solved my erection is to take a very deep breathing for a while and strectching your hands and legs for a while, your erection will soften and please don't think about s*x, let your mind relax, your erection will gone.

It is a good way to soften your erection.

Answer 25

Think of a lady with a mole that wants to suck it.  I sometimes think of an old old lady with b***s dragging to the ground.  lol. its nasty but it works.

Answer 26

Carry a needle or pin with you at all times.  When you feel or sense an impending erection, jab yourself with the needle.  Guaranteed...the erection will go away.

Answer 27

sit and put ur hands together...not grabbing it obviously..but "covering" it...or squat..pretend ur tying ur shoe laces...take a minute or two..thats what i do..lol ;)

Answer 28

well u can sit down or you can put ur hands in ur pockets and stick ur thumbs out so u have room... lol or u can go in the bathroom and beat it off real quick...  

Answer 29

this used to happen to me all the time in school..esp. when the bell is about to ring or sumthing....ur a man,so im sure u know about the wasitband tuck as mentioned earlier,i never even learned it,it was just an instinct,most guys have it.

Answer 30

untuck your shirt and hide it with your shirt.

Answer 31

road cone you know the large orange things you see on the side of the road.

The Utube link was hysterical!!!