How to kill Harry Potter and company? ?

Question

I'm writing a fan fic. In each chapter I kill off a Harry Potter character. Snape get's killed in a fight over a tickle me elmo. Remus is served rare at the Roadkill restaurant after he is hit in his wolf form. What about the others? Got any better ideas, this is a humor fic. I will be giving points and the others will have my thanks.

Answer 1

Harry Potter becomes involved with the Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants. In search of his own pants, HP encounters Edward and Bella and they make a threesome. Edward and HP marry in sunny California and Bella takes her own traveling pants elsewhere.

Some fates are worse than death.

Answer 2

Someone accidently steps on McGonnagol in cat-form, killing her. Ron fights a duel with Krum over Hermione, and ends up killing both of them because his wand backfires. Hagrid chokes on one of his rockcakes. Madame Pomfrey suffers from depression after being unable to cure a student of a disease, then kills herself. Dumbledore puts the moves on harry, who then kills him. Voldemort falls down stairs and breaks his neck.  

Answer 3

well considering Lupin died in the 7th book u dont have 2 worry

Hermonie - death by book - a monstor cat book kills her ITS GENUIS

Ron - death by spiders wanting him to tap dance

thats all i got

Answer 4

Ahaha! You're pretty good!

Um...

-McGonagall: Ran over (Kitty form) in someone's driveway

-Ron: Hair catches on fire and he doesn't notice it ('cause it's so red)

-Hermione: Kills herself after she learns she's not anywhere in Dumbledore's will (this isn't canon, I'll assume?)

-Fred and George Weasley: Mixed Bertie Bott's Every Flavour Bean with Diet Coke. KABOOM!

-Wormtail: Mouse trap

-Voldemort: He gets hair plugs, but his body rejects them and it kills him (See Tobias Funke/Arrested Development); Nose reconstruction surgery gone awry

-Sirius: Flying motorcycle crash with a 747

-Arthur Weasley: He gets a pet snake, and it eats him a la Order of the Phoenix

-Harry: Tries to escape the Dursley's by flying off the roof on his broom, but mistakes the kitchen broom for Firebolt

If I think of any more, I'll let you know.

Answer 5

you sound like a fan, knowing all that lol but i like harry potter.

how bot harry gets killed because he made his p*nis bigger with magic an couldnt ride his broomstick so he feel off an was....dead. snape looked in the mirror made  a sarcastic remark, saw how unfunny it was an died.remuse was about to turn to wolf-form, when power-rangers asked him to join them, so off he went! hermionie became l***o and stole the weird little irish girl from the dead creature.....Ron and the creatures came together to kill both of them! BANG! any good?

Answer 6

Tickle Me Elmo... HAHA you sound like my friends XD That's the kind of thing they'd write.

Hmm. Hermione could be eaten by a book because maybe her curiousty got the better of her.. but that's so obvious, you could probably think of something better. Neville gets killed by something to do with plants. Vikor Krum runs over Ron with his broom stick (Ron's a fan of Vikor, but I don't know how funny that is...) and right after, um... I guess Karkaroff could get Viktor with the Avada Kedavra and then disappear? OR the spell rebounds and Vikor gets a scar on his forehead.

I don't know, I'm bad with this stuff. Hopefully that gave you ideas. Heheh, Tickle Me Elmo... I swear, you and my friends would get along just fine because of that.

Answer 7

Ron runs from a spider and ends up in a nest of rattle snakes-or an aligator filled swamp, take your pick.  

Hagrid is hauling Christmas trees up to the castle when he bumps one of the suits of armor and a fight breaks out.

Mr. Weasley, ever fascinated by muggle things gets stuck in an elevator going down.  Using magic to get it moving again, he inadvertantly disconnects the safety breaks and the cable holding the elevator in place.

Hermonie takes a bludger to the head and chokes to death on the snitch when Ron convinces her to try out for the Chudley Cannons.