How to lose the mother-in-law in 10 days?

Question

How to lose the mother-in-law in 10 days?

Answer 1

live like Homer Simpson..

Answer 2

That soon after the wedding?  Relax.  It is always the first time that is difficult - getting along with a mother-in-law but soon, you'll be loving her like your real Momma.  Sometimes even more than your mom.  

Give it time.

Answer 3

Walk naked in the kitchen and living room while shes watching TV.

Answer 4

...throw momma from the train!

Answer 5

  Poison Your Mother-in-Law ...



A long time ago in China, a girl named Li-Li got married and went to live with her husband and mother-in-law. In a very short time, Li-Li found that she couldn't get along with her mother-in-law at all.



Their personalities were very different, and Li-Li was angered by many of her mother-in-law' s habits. In addition, she criticised Li-Li constantly.



Days passed days, and weeks passed weeks. Li-Li and her mother-in-law never stopped arguing and fighting. But what made the situation even worse was that, according to ancient Chinese tradition, Li-Li had to bow to her mother-in-law and obey her every wish.



All the anger and unhappiness in the house was causing Li-Li's poor husband great distress.



Finally, Li-Li could not stand her mother-in-law' s bad temper and dictatorship any longer, and she decided to do something about it.



Li-Li went to see her father's good friend, Mr. Huang, who sold herbs. She told him the situation and asked if he would give her some poison so that she could solve the problem once and for all. Mr. Huang thought for a while, and finally said, Li-Li, I will help you solve your problem, but you must listen to me and obey what I tell you. Li-Li said, "Yes, Mr. Huang, I will do whatever you tell me to do."



Mr.Huang went into the back room, and returned in a few minutes with a package of herbs.



He told Li-Li, "You can't use a quick-acting poison to get rid of your mother-in-law, because that would cause people to become suspicious. Therefore, I have given you a number of herbs that will slowly build up poison in her body.



Every other day prepare some delicious meal and put a little of these herbs in her serving. Now, in order to make sure that nobody suspects you when she dies, you must be very careful to act very friendly towards her. Don't argue with her, obey her every wish, and treat her like a queen."



Li-Li was so happy. She thanked Mr. Huang and hurried home to start her plot of murdering her mother-in-law.



Weeks went by, and months went by, and every other day, Li-Li served the specially treated food to her mother-in-law. She remembered what Mr.Huang had said about avoiding suspicion, so she controlled her temper, obeyed her mother-in-law, and treated her like her own mother. After six months had passed, the whole household had changed.



Li-Li had practiced controlling her temper so much that she found that she almost never got mad or upset. She hadn't had an argument with her mother-in-law in six months because she now seemed much kinder and easier to get along with.



The mother-in-law' s attitude toward Li-Li changed, and she began to love Li-Li like her own daughter. She kept telling friends and relatives that Li-Li was the best daughter-in- law one could ever find. Li-Li and her mother-in-law were now treating each other like a real mother and daughter.



Li-Li's husband was very happy to see what was happening.



One day, Li-Li came to see Mr. Huang and asked for his help again. She said, "Dear Mr. Huang, please help me to keep the poison from killing my mother-in-law! She's changed into such a nice woman, and I love her like my own mother. I do not want her to die because of the poison I gave her."



Mr. Huang smiled and nodded his head. "Li-Li, there's nothing to worry about. I never gave you any poison. The herbs I gave you were vitamins to improve her health. The only poison was in your mind and your attitude toward her, but that has been all washed away by the love which you gave to her."

Answer 6

walk around naked and start farting a lot ( my honey's idea)... lol

Answer 7

Take her to a place with you  that she isn't familiar (preferably abroad) to for ten days, pretend that you are spending quality time with her and on the tenth day, take all her wallet, passport, money and ticket and leave her alone in that country and go home to your home country then Chi-Ching! you loosed her in ten days! =]

Answer 8

That soon??? Congratulations JB!

If you really wanna kick out mama-in-law, do PDA with your beautiful wife in front of her. =))

Answer 9

lose your wife in 10 days first!?

Answer 10

Be careful for what you ask for.

Answer 11

lipat bahay (move to another location) and don't tell anyone, esp. her.

Answer 12

piano wire,rat poison in her red horse,elephant trap,cause a huge rift between her and her daughter....... hmmm on second thought don't waste the beer!

Answer 13

Simply Marry her

Answer 14

live like a KING in the house..

Answer 15

Just make her feel unwelcome.. Do not serve food and just eat out with everybody but her.. Don't talk to her.. Do not criticize her directly but always say something negative about what she says...

You can also walk naked or in your underwear in your house..