How to make a homemade v****a?

Question

I just broke up with my girlfriend a few weeks ago and I've been getting kinda horny. I was wondering if there is any way to make some sort of a homemade v****a that feels like the real thing?

Answer 1

i am laughing my *** off

Answer 2

so gross....find a girlfriend

Answer 3

buy one at the s*x shop

Answer 4

lol,

I always hear to go to jackinworld.com

cut a whole in a watermelon

Answer 5

lmfao! I'm sorry... but that was funny. thanks you made my day.

Answer 6

In this order :  1) counter or sink ledge  2) towel  3)Your d**k  4) roll up wash cloth on top of your d**k   5) hold your hands on the edges of thewashclothe to have friction    6) Hump it just like a girl

   Feels good and GREAT PRACTICE!!

Answer 7

Get a sandwich baggie and put a whole bunch of Vaseline in it. then put your d**k in it. The stick it in between your mattress and you thrust.

Answer 8

FILL A CUP FULL OF GROUND BEEF!  HAVE FUN!

Answer 9

m********e using a squid. That's right. That slimy purplish squid. It'll feel just like your second skin. Pull off its head and clean its insides. Slip your **** right into the squid and start shaking till you blow your *** in it.

Goto letsmasturbate.com they have over 1000 different ways to fake a *****.

Answer 10

**** a watermelon

Answer 11

ask a military guy about fifi, u might be even be able to do a google search on one...

Answer 12

apple pie