How to make friends with girls that are really girly and in to fashion?

Question

I know this might sound weird, but I am closeted homosexual and I REALLY want to make friends with those theatrical, plasticy type girly girls. You know the types that are really in to fashion, love the color pink, dance, cheerlead, love Juicy Couture,and ut icons on their facebook like "some girls were just born with glitter in their veins" etc. How can I go about doing this? I secretly want to be a girl and I buy have spent over 3 thousand dollars on a creditcard to make my younger sis(now 15) glamorous and stylish. I buy her Mac Makeup, Juicy Couture apparell, Tiffany jewelry, basically everything I'd love to wear. So obviously I'm really in to that stuff. How can I let girly girls know this (since by looking at me you would think i was str8) and make friends with them?

Answer 1

I'm sorry that you feel like you have to be in the closet.  If you came out a lot of those girls would love hanging around with you.

Your sis is one lucky lady.

Answer 2

-You should get a job at a trendy clothing store. You can make friends with your co-workers who dress trendy too. You can even meet new friends who are customers.

-Join a theater group. There are lots of girls there you can meet and make friends.

-Go to the popular club/bar/hangout spot and make yourself the center of attention. Girls love to hang out with the life of the party.

Answer 3

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